X:
Bank - No. There's no reason to expect that the sum of the balances to equal anything else.
Angelique - 50%
I made a mistake on this. I was thinking along the lines of the ?'Monty Hall' problem - three choices, then two. However you are correct, and I am a dumb a$$.
Troll - 271 = 89*3 + 2* 2. 3^89*2^2 = 1.16e43
That looks like a very ?'interesting' answer. For the rest of us, I have:
Solution 1
Firstly, we note that, to maximize the product, all of the numbers should be equal.
This follows from the Arithmetic Mean-Geometric Mean Inequality, which states that, for a set of non-negative real numbers, {x1, ..., xn},
(x1 + ... + xn)/n (x1 ... xn)1/n,
with equality if, and only if, x1 = ... = xn.
In this case, the sum of the numbers is fixed at 271. For a given set, S, of positive numbers, therefore, the arithmetic mean equals 271/n, where n is the cardinality of S. For each such set, the geometric mean, and hence the product, of the numbers is maximized when all of the numbers are equal.
Hence we seek the maximum value of y = (271/x)x, where x is a positive integer.
Treating x as real for the moment, we can use logarithmic differentiation
ln y = x ln(271/x) = x (ln 271 - ln x)
(1/y) y' = ln 271 - ln x - 1
y' = (271/x)x (ln 271 - ln x - 1)
Setting y' = 0, x = 271/e 99.7, which is clearly a maximum.
Now we need only try both 100 and 99 to confirm that 100 is the maximum value for y, when x is an integer.
Therefore the maximum product occurs when 271 = 2.71 + 2.71 + ... + 2.71. (100 equal terms.)
Solution 2
Another approach is to note that we seek the least integer, x, such that
(271/x)x > (271/(x+1))x+1.
Expanding both sides, 271x/xx > 271x+1/(x+1)x+1.
Dividing by 271x and rearranging, (x+1)x+1/xx > 271.
Simplifying, we seek the least x such that x(1 + 1/x)x+1 > 271.
Mark:
BANK CUSTOMER
No - it makes no sense to sum the balances. Imagine if he'd withdrawn $1 at a time. The bank wouldn't owe him $9900.
ANGELIQUE
.5
TROLL
2.71^100 = 1.9812E+43
(Solution 3) Another neat solution. No, make that very neat.
WIDOW
The widow received 11 cents and had 36348 daughters.
Well, that would work. However, I was more generous. I gave the widow $205.13.
RAP
120
Dadpad:
Rap 128
DP I think your getting confused, when I said, "I can see tree fellers".
I did not mean 1, 2, tree
Rap did write (on a rap sheet) 120 threes. He wrote 100 threes in the hundreds place, ten threes in the tens place, and ten threes in the ones place.
Looks like you have had one over the seven mate. As for your ?'old drinking game', can you explain the rules in pidgin English, so I may understand more fully?
Late breaking news - just in:
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apparently I can't read."
Good spelling nonetheless.

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