The worlds first riddle!

Using eight eights and addition only, can you make 1000

888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8

but enough already with the math problems!

yitwail, I'm a problem, want to try and solve me? :-) All you need are basic math skills, and a basic understanding of someone with no skills-

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1399806#1399806

actually, you seem quite skillful with the digits 1~4, judging by your post, turtlette.

I have 1~4 down, but 5,6,7 & 8 confound me

What sign is the decapods of the zodiac

cancer

i take it back, Ta. i was kidding, i love math problems! :wink:

Try wrote:

"Which one fits better?"

I'd rather be a bagpipe than a drainpipe? Which is what I feel like at times.

"Yes, I know I have led a sheltered life."

Is it 'draining'?

"Ensure world peace, alleviate hunger, and eliminate disease. Like, before lunch. That's a lotta T." I agree!

"thank you" your welcome.

"pass the coffee..." Here ya go-





"Yitwail, you could be on the road to fulfilment." :wink:

One fulfilment coming up! Here you go yit-





"All US currency" True

"banking system" True

thanks, 'lette, i hope that's unleaded. better for pipes and all that.

Turtlette wrote,

"All US currency" True

"banking system" True


Well, one of them is right!



Can you figure it out

11 is a race horse
12 is 12
1111 race
12112




What kind of coat can be put on only when wet

Try wrote:

"Well, one of them is right!" Can I cheat by asking God the answer?

Yit wrote:

"thanks, 'lette, i hope that's unleaded. better for pipes and all that"

No lead in that java, but it is a special blend of...'high~test', sip slowly.

"Can you figure it out" Can you figure out why my nephew is so annoying today????

What year (in figures) is displayed by the seven roman numerals listed in decending order

1666... how ominous

"1666... how ominous" Isn't it though. I'll bet there's more where that came from.
I focus on the won...one, but thats just me. To each his/her own, I say.

Try wrote:

PHEW IS SO A TODY I agree! You sure are.


How about this one:

There was this evil computer programmer, who had kidnapped a beautiful Princess.


What! You don't think a computer programmer could be that evil? Yup!
The story line lacks creditability.

No it dosen't. I could fill in the blanks if you like.


What could she do to maximize her chances of freedom

Hide the jars! Or, sneak into the marble room when everyone was asleep, and take sand paper to the marble she wanted, that way the blind fold wouldn't matter, she would recognize her gem by touch.

Or, carry a green gem between her fingers or up her sleeve when she enters the room, act innocent and cute, and trick the computer librarian.

That's if she wanted to leave in the first place, he sounds like the perfect geek for her.

Yitwail wrote, "someone's been googling, i think."

Sure, I always google if I have a sore thought. Jest joshing.


"she should arrange the beads in each jar so they're all green at the top, then pick any bead from the top of the jar."

This is a cheat free zone. Them jars are gonna git a good shake.

"nothing she does will make her chances better than 50-50."


The right mix will I am sure, considerably improve her chances of survival. :wink:


Li'l Turtle writes, "I could fill in the blanks if you like."

Who's firing blanks?


"Hide the jars!..etc "


This is one smart Princess, she will use logic alone.


"That's if she wanted to leave in the first place, he sounds like the perfect geek for her. "

There could be a happy ending to this after all.

if the jars can be shaken, they're not packed to the rim. therefore, she can take enough of the green beads and put them into the jar with red beads so that she can tell by touch which jar has more beads, then pick one from the jar with fewer beads.

Yitwail wrote, "if the jars can be shaken, they're not packed to the rim. therefore, she can take enough of the green beads and put them into the jar with red beads so that she can tell by touch which jar has more beads, then pick one from the jar with fewer beads."

That is good thinking, except for the fact that, "He told her that:

"…in the morning he would choose one of the jars"

Dang, that is one tricky dude.

If I have said it once, I have said it more than once, "the capital of Australia is CANBERRA! Not Sydney, not Brisbane, not even Melbourne.

And no, I have no idea where Iamacheater has gone. I assume he has joined the annual Dingo round-up.


Yitwail:

In which year did Disneyland first open in California, 1953, 1955, 1957 or 1959

"1955, 2005 being the 50th anniversary."





In 1967, who appeared on the first cover of Rolling Stone magazine, Elvis Presley, John Lennon, Richard Nixon or Elizabeth Taylor




In what year in the 1970's were professional soccer matches played on a Sunday in Britain for the first time



What element added to steel makes it Stainless Steel



Which city has an NBA basketball team nicknamed the Raptors

BOILER/SHIP
3/4

PIPES
7.2 hours (or whatever the units were)

BEADS
One jar gets one green bead. The other jar gets all of the other beads. Probability of survival is:
1/2 * 1 + 1/2 * 49/99
which is damn close to .75

RAPTORS
Toronto?

YELLOWSTONE BEERS
They treated me fine. A couple of them were Moose Drool and Bitch Creek.