The worlds first riddle!

COAT
A coat of paint.

RACE HORSE
Eleven won one race.
Twelve won one too.

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FOUR 7'S
77/.77 = 100

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The Oracle returns:
Mark, welcome back, I hope you all enjoyed yourselves. In your absence, I found myself in the unfamiliar position of enjoying moderate success. However, your return brings with it the ?'slap' of reality. Let battle commence! Laughing

Mark:
YELLOWSTONE BEERS
They treated me fine. A couple of them were Moose Drool and Bitch Creek. Shocked

?'Yuk! Is this a riddle?'

BOILER/SHIP
3/4 Cool

PIPES
7.2 hours (or whatever the units were) Cool

BEADS
One jar gets one green bead. The other jar gets all of the other beads. Probability of survival is:
1/2 * 1 + 1/2 * 49/99
which is damn close to .75 Cool

RAPTORS
Toronto Cool

COAT
A coat of paint. Cool

(You would have thought someone could have come up with that) Confused

RACE HORSE
Eleven won one race.
Twelve won one too. Cool

FOUR 7'S
77/.77 = 100 Cool

In Yellowstone, nine woodchucks can chuck eight pieces of wood in three hours. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck in one hour Question

The perimeter of a rectangle display in Yellowstone is 34 inches, and its area is 60 square inches. What is the product of the lengths of the diagonals, in inches Question

Dark with white markings,
And smooth like a rock.
Where learning occurs,
I help convey thought.

What am I Question

Squeeze it and it cries tears as red as its flesh,
but its heart is made of stone

What am I Question

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer Question

I'm not a bird, but I can fly through the sky.
I'm not a river, but I'm full of water

What am I Question

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Quote:

If I have said it once, I have said it more than once, "the capital of Australia is CANBERRA! Not Sydney, not Brisbane, not even Melbourne.

Correction: It WAS Melbourne Wink

What element added to steel makes it Stainless Steel?
Chromium

Dark with white markings,
And smooth like a rock.
Where learning occurs,
I help convey thought.

Hmm, Don't see them anymore.. Blackboard.
Lemme modernise this :

Light with colour markings
And smooth like a marble
Where Learnign occurs,
I help convey thoughts :p

Squeeze it and it cries tears as red as its flesh,
but its heart is made of stone?

Plum

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?

When it is eleven o'clock Smile

I'm not a bird, but I can fly through the sky.
I'm not a river, but I'm full of water?

Water vapour or clouds

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Quote:

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer.

On a clock: 11:00 + 2:00 = 13:00 = one

Quote:

I'm not a bird, but I can fly through the sky.
I'm not a river, but I'm full of water

A cloud.

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Squeeze it and it cries tears as red as its flesh,
but its heart is made of stone?

Cherry

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Try: ?'Yuk! Is this a riddle?'

Prior to that:
turtlette: "I wonder how the beers are treating him."

markr: "They treated me fine. A couple of them were Moose Drool and Bitch Creek."

Unfortunately, we saw only one bear, and that was at a great distance.

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WOODCHUCKS
8/27

RECTANGLE
169 (but the units would be inches squared)

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The first rule in bear hunting: Git yourself the right ?'bait':

"The capital of Australia is CANBERRA!"
The surveyor will bear in mind that the federal Capital should be a beautiful city, occupying a commanding position with extensive views, and embracing distinctive features, which will lend themselves to the evolution of a design worthy of the object, not only for the present but for all time...

-Directions to surveyor RC Scrivener, 1909

Iamacheater, "Correction: It WAS Melbourne" Laughing

turtlette: "I wonder how the beers are treating him."

Try: ?'Yuk! Is this a riddle?'

markr: "They treated me fine. A couple of them were Moose Drool and Bitch Creek."

I have seen Turtlette, but I have not seen her bear. Laughing

Mark, "Unfortunately, we saw only one bear, and that was at a great distance."

That is just about the right distance! Laughing

BTW, did you take Whim with you? He was missing at the same time. We have got to nudge him up to 500.

BTW(2) Great answer to the pictures on the wall. Cool

I could not come up with an answer.

The digits 1, 2, 3, and 4 can be arranged to form 24 different 4-digit numbers. If these 24 numbers are listed from smallest to largest, in what position is 3,142 Question

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Turns out, the picture question was already answered in the Neopets topic. I did not know that at the time.

3142
14th

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Iamacheater:
What element added to steel makes it Stainless Steel?
Chromium Cool

Dark with white markings,
And smooth like a rock.
Where learning occurs,
I help convey thought.

Hmm, Don't see them anymore.. Blackboard. Cool

Lemme modernise this :

Light with colour markings
And smooth like a marble
Where Learning occurs,
I help convey thoughts Cool

Squeeze it and it cries tears as red as its flesh,
but its heart is made of stone?

Plum Cool

"Yes, that will do nicely"

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?

When it is eleven o'clock Cool

I'm not a bird, but I can fly through the sky.
I'm not a river, but I'm full of water?

Water vapour or clouds Cool

Whim:
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer.

"On a clock: 11:00 + 2:00 = 13:00 = one" Cool

I'm not a bird, but I can fly through the sky.
I'm not a river, but I'm full of water

"A cloud. " Cool

Squeeze it and it cries tears as red as its flesh,
but its heart is made of stone?

"Cherry " Cool

Mark:

WOODCHUCKS
8/27 Cool

RECTANGLE
169 (but the units would be inches squared) Cool

3142
14th Cool

What is the number of solutions (x,y) of the equation 3x + y = 100, where x and y are positive integers Question

Three pencils and a jumbo eraser cost $1.24.
Five pencils and a jumbo eraser cost $1.82.
No prices include tax.
In cents, what is the cost of a pencil Question

The dimensions, in inches, of a rectangular box are all positive integers; and the volume of the box is 2002 cubic inches.
Get this; what is the minimum possible sum in inches of the three dimensions Question

A little pool with two layers of wall around it.
One white and soft and the other dark and hard,
amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass.

I am Question

The man who invented it, doesn't want it.
The man who bought it, doesn't need it.
The man who needs it, doesn't know it.

I am Question

Throw the outside,
Cook the inside,
Eat the outside,
Throw the inside.

What is it Question

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Try wrote:

"The first rule in bear hunting: Git yourself the right ?'bait'"

Mission accomplished.

markr: A couple of them were Moose Drool and Bitch Creek."
Did your wife have 'PMS' = Perturb Men Syndrome? Laughing

"I have seen Turtlette, but I have not seen her bear." Laughing

Yeah sure you haven't!

Mark, "Unfortunately, we saw only one bear, and that was at a great distance."

Oh markr...want me to send one to your house so you can get a close up? Very Happy

I aim to please.

That is just about the right distance! Laughing

I'd love to play with the numbers, but I need to get some son so I don't look like a ghost! Laughing

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Just spotted, Beer with a Bear! Razz

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I 13 V 3 X 16 L 20 C 5 D 14 M ?

What comes on the questionmark and why?

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I 3 V 4 X 3 L 5 C 7 D 11 M ?

What comes on the questionmark and why?

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Try, nice picture.

"Light with colour markings," A white board?

Whim is a brainiac, I shall keep my eye on him.:-)

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X, Y, 100
33

PENCIL
29

BOX
38

Turtlette:
Nah, the wife didn't have PMS, but the beer was good.
Do you have a bear to send? I'd love to see it close up.

Try:
Nice artwork!

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Turtlette:

"Do you have a bear to send? I'd love to see it close up."

Shocked

...amm, do you mean...scuse me while i go find one.

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Li'l Turtle bear Rolling Eyes

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turtlette wrote:

Turtlette:

"Do you have a bear to send? I'd love to see it close up."

...amm, do you mean...scuse me while i go find one.

I guess you didn't expect that?

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I guess you're right! Smarty pants :-)

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