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Mr.Piffka's Quotes

 
 
panzade
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 11:54 pm
As you can see, I've passed the 159 kilo mark and am approaching 200 kilos. Of course it's been 10 years since brother Chan set the bar...but the Daoist philosophy encourages attaining goals.
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Diane
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 12:36 pm
Let us know when you can lift a manhole cover. :wink:
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Piffka
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 12:58 pm
Thanks, Diane, for your spectacularly diligent research in this startling display. From what you've posted I think it is likely it was the red ropes that helped turn the trick for our Daoist friend. Perhaps with some red rope, Panzade could allow his "friend" even more extraordinary weight-lifting prowess.

http://www.thegardenlightingstore.co.uk/media/627-red-rope-thumb.jpg


Today's Quote:
"It is wrong always, everywhere and for everyone to believe anything upon insufficient evidence." - William Kingdon Clifford (1849-1875)

Yesterday's Quote:
"People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything." - Thomas Sowell (1930- )

And from the day before that:
"A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation." - Howard Scott (1926- )
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 03:06 pm
Laughing SLY
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Piffka
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 05:23 pm
Omigod. Now it goes up and down!!! Very Happy

(jp, right?!??)
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 05:57 pm
Omigod is right!
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Diane
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 08:58 pm
Pant, pant, I can't begin to tell you how impressed I am. Pass the smelling salts...
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Diane
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 09:00 pm
Opps, forgot--

Quote:
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.


Isaac Asimov: Foundation
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 09:12 pm
Piffka wrote:
Omigod. Now it goes up and down!!! Very Happy

(jp, right?!??)


Smelling salts, I need smelling salts! Laughing
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Diane
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 09:15 pm
LOL, msolga, we need to bring in a large supply as long as panzade is doing his "exersises."
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 09:25 pm
Diane wrote:
LOL, msolga, we need to bring in a large supply as long as panzade is doing his "exersises."


Laughing
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2005 11:17 am
Msolga, I just noticed your signature line. It is pretty terrifying--might lead to war...

A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.
Edward R. Murrow
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Piffka
 
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Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2005 03:52 pm
I love this one...

"War hath no fury like a non-combatant."
Charles E. Montague (1867-1928)
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2005 04:03 pm
Piffka wrote:
I love this one...

"War hath no fury like a non-combatant."
Charles E. Montague (1867-1928)

LOL
Don't know if there is a connection but during the 60's a Brit named Ashley Montague spend the summer living next door to me while he served as a visting lecturer, he had just finished his book "The Natural Superiority of Women"
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Piffka
 
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Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2005 04:27 pm
Sounds like both those Montagues had been thinking hard. Very Happy

This must be your old neighbor:
http://www.birthpsychology.com/violence/montagu.html
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panzade
 
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Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2005 05:42 pm
A quote from a blog:

"I still think pork scented grenades would work better in the Middle East

Through a freedom of Information Act request regarding non-lethal chemical weapons in the US Military lead to this "fabulous" discovery in a June 1994 document.



Chemicals that effect [sic] human behavior so that discipline and morale in enemy units is adversely effected [sic]. One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior.
(It's in PDF Format: top of page 2)

Yes, our government looked into creating a chemical weapon that would make the enemy drop their guns and instantly start having hot sweaty man love for the cost of 7.5 MILLION.

I heard that the GOP was concerned about the side effects though, since the chemicals may eventually lead the enemy to gay marriages."
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2005 07:02 pm
good grief
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Diane
 
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Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2005 11:39 am
Quote:
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

-- Paul Fix


Hmmm, Panzade, the government might go for the gay marriages because, as far as they are concerned, those Muslims are all godless heathens so it wouldn't matter.
Are they all sick at the Pentagon? Sigh, gag.
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Piffka
 
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Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2005 12:28 pm
"Mankind shall not be free until the last king is strangled in the entrails of the last priest."

Denis Diderot (1713-1784)
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2005 12:31 pm
Did he burn at the stake?...just wondering
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