Mr.Piffka's Quotes

<grin> Yeah, just goes to show, you don't have to be totally sane to come up with pithy quotes.

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"If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." - Will Rogers (1879-1935)

-- this is one of my favorites!

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"Our class was pretty much evenly divided between Pirates fans and complete morons." - Dave Barry (1947- ), recalling the 1960 World Series.

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"Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female." - Desmond Morris (1928- )

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Heh, heh.

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We're the dangerous sex!

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Tueday's quote... just a little late:

"A tyrant...is always stirring up some war or other, in order that the people may require a leader." - Plato (c428-c347 BCE)

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"I felt like poisoning a monk." - Umberto Eco, explaining why he wrote The Name of the Rose

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ooooooooooooooohhhh!

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"Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men." - Aurelius Augustinus (Saint Augustine, 354-430)

Very Happy

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Hi MsOlga! Can you imagine anyone writing that with a straight face? heeheeee

Here's another:
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow (1857-1938)

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Thank you for the quotes, Piffka. Love 'em! I'm still chuckling over the last three.

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Piffka wrote:

Hi MsOlga! Can you imagine anyone writing that with a straight face? heeheeee

Here's another:
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow (1857-1938)

Hello Piffka!

It's the same sort of mentality that demands women cover themselves from head to foot so's men won't be inflamed or tempted! Rolling Eyes

Very cheeky Darrow quote! Laughing

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Hi MsOlga -- You're right, it's always the women at fault. What is wrong with us??? Very Happy

RaggedyAggie - I'm so glad you like them. I'll pass on your comments to Mr. P who will also be very pleased.

Here's today's:

"My ancestors were Puritans from England. They arrived here in 1648 in the hope of finding greater restrictions than were permissible under English law at that time." - Garrison Keillor (1942- )

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Piffka quotations
Hi Piffka,

I haven't visited RR in quite some time and I just discovered your pages of quotes. They are wonderful!!!

Now that we've made it through the holidays, let's get together one of these fine days!!!

Seattlefriend

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lost in cyberspace
Hi again Piffka

I thought I was in RR. I wonder how I landed in A2K. Now we know it's true that everything is connected.

SF

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Hi SF! Good to see you... glad you like the quotes, Mr.P enjoys himself immensely finding & verifying them. Very Happy

Would love to get together again! Another shopping trip perhaps? Or... Chihuly's Mille Fiori is being held over another week down here in cowtown... it is just across the street from PaL's workplace.

What's RR?

Piff

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Hi Piffka

Cowtown? Would that be Tacoma? Where is PaL's workplace?

Hmm, will the Chihuly exhibit still be around by Friday?
Friday (usually but not always) and Sunday are my days off.
The rest of the week I'm a workaholic. It would be great fun to go see the exhibit with you.

RR is Raven's Realm. I stopped by to see if my poems are still there. (They are.)

SF

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Hey! I'm no longer a 'newbie'. It just changed.

Amazing!

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