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Wed 17 Dec, 2003 11:35 am
Rejection Lines
Female Rejection Lines
10. I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You give me the creeps.
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: I don't want to be seen in public with a dork like you.
7. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I'm busy seeing other guys. Who are you again?
6. I've got a boyfriend.
Translation: I'd rather be with my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and
Jerry's.
5. I don't date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much
less the same building.
4. It's not you, it's me. Translation:
It's you.
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better
than dating you.
2. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to Jesus.
Translation: I've sworn off men like you.
1. Let's be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating
detail about all the other men I meet and go out with. I appreciate the male
perspective.
Top 10 Male Rejection Lines
10. I think of you as a sister.
Translation: You're ugly.
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: You're ugly.
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: You're ugly.
7. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: You're ugly.
6. I've got a girlfriend.
Translation: You're ugly.
5. I don't date women where I work.
Translation: You're ugly.
4. It's not you, it's me.
Translation: You're ugly.
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: You're ugly.
2. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to Jesus.
Translation: You're ugly.
1. Let's be friends.
Translation: You're totally ugly
Hey, you forgot one that doesn't need translation: "Do I have to remind you of the restraining order....again?"
"This state doesn't allow that sort of coupling."
"I'm gay."
Translation: You ain't just ugly, you fugly.
Then there's the honest approach:
"You know what? It isn't me, it IS you. Thank god I got that off my chest."
I've pretty much used the "it's you" approach before. Gets the point across, at least.
Ouch!
Say! What's with guys on services like match.com who do things like give you their phone number then don't return your calls?
Maybe your voice is annoying?
But seriously, I don't know...maybe calling them 9 times between 1-5am might have something to do with it?
Stumble It!
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