Funniest Actual Email You've Received?

I recently received the following email from Microsoft.
Well . . . at least someone's trying! :-)
Have you seen anything funnier in your emails lately?
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From: "Support Microsoft" <[email protected]>
Attachment: path_bug.exe

Good Day,

New a bug of security was decouvert in the operating system
"Windows".This bug could allow has a hacker to take the control of your computer.
All the version of Windows are concerned.
For your security, we propose a corrective patch.Download simply the
file who is with this mail and install it.
We excuse ourselves not to propose this patch on the official site of
Microsoft but in this same moment we undergo Dos Atack what paralyses
our Internet site.

Mike, Person in charge for the development of the Windows software.

Microsoft.