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[+5] - dyslexia - 11/26/2010standing OVAtion.
[+4] - wandeljw - 11/26/2010[quote="gustavratzenhofer"] Why are they there? [/quote] That is one of those unanswerable questions. Why is abbreviation such a long word? Why did kamikaze pilots bother to wear...

I contend the survival of the species is dependent on the eggs.

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@gustavratzenhofer,

have you checked under the hens

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@gustavratzenhofer,

standing OVAtion.

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@dyslexia,

dyslexia wrote:

standing OVAtion.

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They are there because really good tuna salad needs eggs.

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@gustavratzenhofer,

Remmember, a chicken is merely an eggs method of making more eggs.

What are they where you are?

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You don't chicken a house. (unless you are weird)

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@gustavratzenhofer,

So we can enjoy a really good Greek omelet! That's how generous and loving chickens are! They love us that much they sacrifice their eggs for our gourmet delight!

[BEST OMELET EVER ~ Take that you nasty western omelet!!] !

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@dyslexia,

dyslexia wrote:

standing OVAtion.

Dyslexia? That answer is the best answer ever! No other answer can touch it ... well because of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle but that's beside the point.

Best answer ever!

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@Setanta,

Setanta wrote:

They are there because really good tuna salad needs eggs.

Really? That sounds good. Got a recipe?

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Customer orders bacon and eggs.

The waitress asks how he likes his eggs.

"I like them quite well" he answered.

"No", she says, "I mean, how do you like them cooked?".

"Yes" he responds, "Cooked is better."

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@roger,

Then what did she say?

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@edgarblythe,

Probably the waitress said something like LEAVE! LEAVE RIGHT NOW!! Joey! This wise guy's being a jerk! Can you help him find the door??

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@tsarstepan,

Exactly, but he was back the next morning.

She took a grease pencil and drew a line through the "Bacon and Eggs". Then she said, "I just scratched something you like".

Without even looking up, he responded with "Go wash your hands. Then bring me the bacon and eggs.

"JOEY", she hollered.

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@gustavratzenhofer,

Why shouldn't they be there?

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@gustavratzenhofer,

gustavratzenhofer wrote:

Eggs? Why are they there?

So there could be egg jokes!

Question: What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
Answer: An eggs-plorer!

Question: Where did the chicken go on her vacation?
Answer: Sandy Eggo

Question: What do you call a egg who’s done lots of things?
Answer: An egg who has a lot of eggsperience.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!

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@gustavratzenhofer,

What else would the Easter Bunny hide around the yard if there weren't any eggs? YEP! The only reason's eggs existence is to serve the Easter Bunny's purview. And he ain't telling the real reason for eggs!

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@gustavratzenhofer,

gustavratzenhofer wrote:

Why are they there?

I have no eggsplanation.

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@gustavratzenhofer,

gustavratzenhofer wrote:

Why are they there?

That is one of those unanswerable questions. Why is abbreviation such a long word? Why did kamikaze pilots bother to wear helmets? Why do the Vikings continue to play football?

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