Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 03:14 pm
Why are they there?
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 03:15 pm
I contend the survival of the species is dependent on the eggs.
djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 03:17 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
have you checked under the hens
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 03:17 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
standing OVAtion.
margo
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 03:22 pm
@dyslexia,
dyslexia wrote:

standing OVAtion.
Laughing Cool
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 03:49 pm
They are there because really good tuna salad needs eggs.
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 04:37 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Remmember, a chicken is merely an eggs method of making more eggs.

What are they where you are?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 04:41 pm
You don't chicken a house. (unless you are weird)
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 04:49 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
So we can enjoy a really good Greek omelet! That's how generous and loving chickens are! They love us that much they sacrifice their eggs for our gourmet delight!

[BEST OMELET EVER ~ Take that you nasty western omelet!!] !
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 04:52 pm
@dyslexia,
dyslexia wrote:

standing OVAtion.

Dyslexia? That answer is the best answer ever! No other answer can touch it ... well because of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle but that's beside the point.

Best answer ever!
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 05:23 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
They are there because really good tuna salad needs eggs.

Really? That sounds good. Got a recipe?
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 05:27 pm
Customer orders bacon and eggs.

The waitress asks how he likes his eggs.

"I like them quite well" he answered.

"No", she says, "I mean, how do you like them cooked?".

"Yes" he responds, "Cooked is better."
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 05:28 pm
@roger,
Then what did she say?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 05:36 pm
@edgarblythe,
Probably the waitress said something like LEAVE! LEAVE RIGHT NOW!! Joey! This wise guy's being a jerk! Can you help him find the door??
roger
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 05:41 pm
@tsarstepan,
Exactly, but he was back the next morning.

She took a grease pencil and drew a line through the "Bacon and Eggs". Then she said, "I just scratched something you like".

Without even looking up, he responded with "Go wash your hands. Then bring me the bacon and eggs.

"JOEY", she hollered.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 05:51 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Why shouldn't they be there?
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 06:56 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
gustavratzenhofer wrote:

Eggs? Why are they there?

So there could be egg jokes!

Question: What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
Answer: An eggs-plorer!

Question: Where did the chicken go on her vacation?
Answer: Sandy Eggo

Question: What do you call a egg who’s done lots of things?
Answer: An egg who has a lot of eggsperience.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!

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Mitzy
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 07:01 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
What else would the Easter Bunny hide around the yard if there weren't any eggs? YEP! The only reason's eggs existence is to serve the Easter Bunny's purview. And he ain't telling the real reason for eggs!
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wayne
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 07:14 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
gustavratzenhofer wrote:

Why are they there?


I have no eggsplanation.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2010 08:27 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
gustavratzenhofer wrote:

Why are they there?


That is one of those unanswerable questions. Why is abbreviation such a long word? Why did kamikaze pilots bother to wear helmets? Why do the Vikings continue to play football?
 

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