Eggs?

Found them. As the French have said many times "One egg is an oeuf!

But what about those of us who don't lay them?

If I'm not mistaken you have a dutch name?

we normally dont get personal with Mr Ratzenhofer. He is a very private man with many cares and tribs.
Id back off on your demands.

wot é sed!

No, it's Austrian http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/492160/Gustav-Ratzenhofer

I find gus an objectionable person. - A poopity head, as it were.

Well, yes, but....he's sort of one of us, you know!

I see, thanks

"Why are they there? "

So that women can cook them while we watch football.

(goes to find tin hat)

Well, yes. He's our poopity head.

Otherwise 1 billion Indians would not be able to say our popular slogan ... "Sunday ho ya Monday roz khao Andey"
.... meaning "eat Eggs everyday whether it is Sunday Or Monday."

We indians in fact have our own very bollywood song on Eggs...

Aao Sikhao Tume Ande Ka Funda (Let me teach you some fundamentals of Eggs)
Yeh Nahin Pyare Koi Maamule Banda (Its not some usual food item.)
Is Mein Chhupa Hai Jeevan Ka Fal Safa (It contains the extract of Life)
Ande Mein Anda Anda Funde Mein Funda Anda (Eggs for Eggs and Facts for Facts)
Aao Sikhao Tume Ande Ka Funda
Yeh Nahin Pyare Koi Maamule Banda

Anda Agar Na Hota To Murgiyaan Na Hoti (Chickens would not have existed without eggs)
Murgiyon Ke Bin Maze Ki Partiyaan Na Hoti (Parties and fun would not have existed without chicken)
Gar Partiyaan Na Hoti To Aashiqui Na Hoti (Flirting was not possible without Parties)
Jo Aashiqui Na Hoti To Zindagi Na Hoti (Without Flirting, Love was not possible.)
Ande Se Milti Murghi Murgi Se Milta Anda (So egg gives chicken and chicken gives eggs)
Patna Ho Ya Batinda Ghar Ghar Mein Milta Anda (and we find eggs everywhere.)
Is Mein Chupa Hai Jeevan Ka Fal Safa (It contains the extract of Life.)
Aao Sikhao Tume Ande Ka Funda
Yeh Nahin Pyare Koi Maamule Banda

So Favre would have someplace to not retire from?

That was my little joke for gustavratzenhofer. He is a Vikings fan. I am a Bears fan. I try to insult Gus everytime I encounter him.

Have you chatted with Gus yet, IRFRANK? Gus is a legend on A2K.

I miss his Papal avatar.