@Dutchy,
Dutchy, I was mistaken about you all these years, because I always thought you had above average gray matter above your shoulders. Your read of spendi is just the complete opposite from mine; I've always thought spendi's word play was entertainment on its own merits, because they never revealed anything about the topic being discussed, but managed to skirt around in another hemisphere.
spendi seems to fall into un-grammar land once in awhile, and his construction of words are a conglomeration of mixed metaphors that leaves the reader guessing what he's trying to say. All part of the fun.
spendi is a genius, but I've not been able to determine why or what.