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Tue 2 Nov, 2010 06:20 am
After seeing an article in the news yesterday where a McDonalds emloyee was awarded 17, 500 because eating there all the time made them obese, I got to thinking.
I have back problems, as you know. You may not have known I also have pyrenies disease, macular degeneration, and carpal tunnel syndrome. After reviewing my symptoms with my friends at Cohen Cohen, Cohen and Cohen
we've decided the common denominator in all this is the many hours I spend sitting at my desk masturbating to internet porn.
Therefore, we are suing Bill Gates and Microsoft for one billion dollars.
when I get my settlement I'm going to invite all of you to a big party.
@blueveinedthrobber,
Who will you hire to clean up the sperm mess on the floor?
BBB
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
Christine O'Donnell needs employment
@blueveinedthrobber,
Can I bring my own keyboard and mouse?
Just dont ask me to shake your hand.
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