Great ideas, all... what to do, what to do? I'll have to check out the nearest Sally Ann.
@Mame,
I'm thinking of mame as a gnomette.
@dyslexia,
Is that because I'm petite or because I'm ugly?
'fess up!
Lady Gaga. Seriously. Wear anything for a hat, or glue something large to a hat, cheap blond wig, glue a bunch of smokes to a pair of glasses, ton of make-up, lots of lace, preferable over shoes and face a viola, topical, fresh and funny.
@Ceili,
great idea! and completely do-able - thank you!
Go as snow.
White long sleeve tee white face paint white hat white pants.
Drizzle your name in deep yellow food coloring onto the tee.
@Mame,
Killing Time
Broken clocks and watches (pics stuck on, whatever) and a weapon of some sort. Stab the clock!
@Mame,
Mame wrote:
Yeah, I have to start thinking of a costume now because I only have next week to get it ready. The party is the day after we get back from the UK. I prefer pun kinda costumes, like cereal killer, so would appreciate any ideas. Or I could dress up as someone... I can't be Cher since I'm only 5'2", but I dunno, this wedding stuff has completely overtaken my brain and I'm coming up with no ideas.
I like to put together the costume myself rather than buy it. And I don't want to be an animal or cartoon - I'd rather it was clever.
Thanks!
Dress up (or down) as a nudist
@mister kitten,
I dressed as a flasher once. I had a long rain coat and enjoyed opening up my raincoat to flash people. It was a great night.
@Linkat,
Now if you had a strobe light that you could trigger when you did that.....
@DrewDad,
Hmmmm - that would add to the costume...
@Linkat,
what'd you wear under the raincoat?
@Mame,
Me...and nude like colored clothing short enough so I appeared au naturale. I really didn't feel like getting arrested...and sneakers of course.