push-pull polls.

Sounds like a Newsmax poll. They aren't the same species--they're Other.

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I'm so glad I disconnected my phone

any relation to the pushmi-pullyu

To think that that guy's job is making sure your point will never be taken...

For various reasons having to do with my name being in the phone book with just my initial, and thus my getting bill collector calls for agencies after people with my first initial, I finally sprang to pay for caller i.d. At least those creeps tend to leave a speech on one's answer machine, and I call them and tell them they have the wrong number. If I don't, they don't desist, a hard lesson to learn.

In the last few weeks I've gotten an increasing number of hangup calls, and if I'm right by the phone, I catch the number. I've gotten three from Westchester, DC (Westchester, DC??); one today from Forsyth, Montana, and several over weeks from Los Lunas, NM.
I find this out by looking the numbers up at Zaba or a white pages site.

Grrrrrr.

I just got a call from a pollster asking me if I had a choice between IBS and Herpes which would I chose?

So, which did you pick?

I told him they're both equally wonderful.

Dyslexia, tell me you are really joking right? Sometimes I have am so slow around here and never figure out something is something satire until the jokes already been forgotten.

Our phone started having static in it and since I have trouble hearing it anyway, I never bother answering the phone. (keep wondering why we don't get it fixed, but that's another story) Anybody wants us bad enough will know my husbands cell phone and my kids know my cell phone and if that don't work, my husbands cell phone...

no joke..

Now that would be heaven. We should get back to nature we are too materialistic, we used to be far more spiritual, we need it to soothe the soul, yeah disconnect your phone, shut the tv away and sit down have a nice meal then feet up with a good book and a cat purring on your lap, ahh bliss. Dont forget the marshmallows for your hot chocolate and if you're lucky enough to have a coal fire or a campfire you cannot beat toasted marshmallows believe me, a little bit of heaven goes a long way, warms the heart. I should do it more often, well I do he he.

You probably messed up his system forgetting the final "s" when you spelled it out. I know it's no joke, it's a new mathematical model - works fine: