God Talks to President.

but do you REALLY THINK BUSH THINKS GOD SPOKE TO HIM?

All right, it was funny at first, but now I am starting to think you actually think Bush said it like God actually SPOKE to him. Are you that retarded? Really? I mean I realize you don't have a high opinion of him, but do you REALLY THINK BUSH THINKS GOD SPOKE TO HIM?

Get over it already.

Subject: Fw: Please Review This Resume - Ivan


please review this resume of the president of this country:
>
> > RESUME
> >
> > George W. Bush
> >
> > The White House, USA
> >
> > EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
> >
> > LAW ENFORCEMENT:
> >
> > I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
> > influence of alcohol.
> > I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for
> > 30
> > days.
> > My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
> >
> > MILITARY:
> >
> > I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.
> > I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug
> > use.
> > By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat
> > duty in
> > Vietnam.
> >
> > COLLEGE:
> >
> > I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
> > I was a cheerleader.
> >
> > PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
> >
> > I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business
> > in
> > Midland,
> > Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in
> > Texas.
> > I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
> > land
> > using taxpayer money.
> >
> > With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil
> > industry
> > (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
> >
> >
> > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
> >
> > I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
> > making
> > Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston
> > replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
> >
> > I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions
> > in
> > borrowed money.
> > I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
> > history.
> >
> > With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
> > appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by
> > over
> > 500,000 votes.
> >
> > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
> >
> > I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
> > criminal
> > record.
> > I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
> > billion dollars per week.
> > I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
> > I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
> > I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
> > 12-month
> > period.
> > I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
> > I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
> > U.S.
> > stock market.
> > In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs
> > and
> > that trend continues every month.
> > I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
> > administration in U.S. history.
> > My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker
> > named
> > after her.
> > I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
> > President.
> > I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
> > corporate campaign donations.
> > My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
> > Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in
> > U.S.
> > History, Enron.
> > My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
> > assure
> > my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
> > I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
> > investigation
> > or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica
> > Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest
> > corporate rip-offs in history.
> >
> > I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused
> > to
> > intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
> > I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
> >
> > I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
> > government contracts.
> > I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
> > President in
> > U.S. history.
> > I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in
> > the
> > history of the United States government.
> > I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S.
> > history.
> > I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
> > remove
> > the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
> > I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
> > I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
> > detainees
> > and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
> >
> > I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
> > inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
> > I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any
> > President
> > since the advent of television.
> > I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any
> > one-year
> > period.
> > After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
> > security failure in U.S. history.
> > I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
> > attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country
> > in
> > the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
> > I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
> > simultaneously
> > protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record
> > for
> > protest against any person in
> > the history of mankind.
> > I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
> > pre-emptive
> > attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so
> > against
> > the will of the United Nations, the
> > majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
> >
> > I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in
> > duty
> > benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.
> >
> > In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
> > attacking
> > Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
> >
> > I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans
> > (71%)
> > view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
> > I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a
> > WMD.
> >
> > I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and
> > Saddam Hussein to justice.
> >
> > RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
> >
> > All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
> > library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
> > All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
> > bankrupt
> > companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> > All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
> > attended
> > regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable
> > for
> > public review.
> >
> > PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.