@Frenchfry,
Hey, Frenchfry. You're from Florida, I see. Welcome aboard.
I think Roger may be referring to O Henry's Gift of the Magi. Damon Runyon did Guys and Dolls
Christmas is coming the geese are getting fat,
Won't you please put a penny in the old man's hat.
If you haven't got a penny,
a ha penny will do,
If you haven't got a ha penny,
God bless you.