Where's Gus when I need him? I can always count on him for support on such matters.
The voice of reason? Oy, the things I've been hearing about me today....
How is a Barbie bitch anti-PMS?
I will make anti-Barbie Bleeding Bitch banners and everything.
Oh the idea of a realistic Barbie is fascinating! Montana, what about a Barbie that has disappearing ink for the blood--that way, you wouldn't have anything to clean up?
PMS, tender breasts, ugly mood swings, weight gain, bloating, yes, yes, yes!!! This is a Barbie I could actually like!!
Er, yes, that was a very good idea. <she says, calmly and reasonably> but then throws caution to the wind and says, YES, YES YES, BY GOD, A BARBIE THAT IS LIKE A REAL WOMAN FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!
Yeah! Now that would be a change!
What about a bloated PMS smoking bunny Barbie dressed like a rabbit? Kinky and honest. I like that idea.
nope
i'll boycott anything that smokes
Grrrrrr!
We ain't having no such Barbies, without we have a Ken who can't think for horniness, gets caught with funny lumps in unfortunate circumstances, and blows icky white stuff out his wienie - sometimes even when he is asleep.
Only, we'd soon lose him cos he wouldn't ask for directions.
I have never - except when living with children, experienced the pee problem people speak of - though I DO say that, if you have a man, sooner or later he is gonna pee in your hand-basin...
And - can I move to Canada? NOW!!!!!!!!! These Canajun men are sounding better every time I hear about them.
PEOPLE v. BRUCE
(Criminal Trial Court of the City of New York, Nov. 4, 1964)
example 8 given in testimony was a recording of Lenny Bruce talking about pissing in the sink.
You see? I have truly lived....
or out the window...
Of course, there is the only valid reason for penis envy - those things is WAY more convenient in many situations - and more versatile - for peeing.
A friend of mine once taught a little feller who went to the loo, and came back covered from head to foot in pee.
As she helped him clean up she asked what had happened. "I just put my pee-pee as high as it would go", he said. "Why?" "Just wanted to see how high I could pee".
The answer to that question, for men, is, apparently, VERY high indeed.....
Once as a kid, in a public washroom, I took a peek at the urinal neighbour's willy and shouted out "Big deal!" It was one of my grandfather's best memories, and one of his favourite stories.
