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What amazes you about your bodily functions?

 
 
drom et reve
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:08 pm
Yay, littlek- the voice of reason- is on our side. That has to be good Very Happy. Who's in the anti-PMS army?
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:10 pm
Where's Gus when I need him? I can always count on him for support on such matters.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:11 pm
The voice of reason? Oy, the things I've been hearing about me today....


How is a Barbie bitch anti-PMS?
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:13 pm
Montana wrote:
Where's Gus when I need him? I can always count on him for support on such matters.


I find that it's always handy to have someone to support you on anti-PMS matters; one never knows when pro-PMS matters may arise!

Yeah: 'Little K: the voice of reason.' I can hear 'syndicated Radio show, coast-to-coast right now.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:13 pm
I will make anti-Barbie Bleeding Bitch banners and everything.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:14 pm
Yup, Gus is the man ;-)
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:17 pm
Montana wrote:
I will make anti-Barbie Bleeding Bitch banners and everything.


LOL! But on a more serious note, wouldn't your anti-Bleeding Bitch stance disappear if I offered you £100,000 a year to sit on the European Cheese and Squirrel liaisons committee?

I can't believe you've a man especially for anti-PMS. Impressed am I.
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:33 pm
Oh the idea of a realistic Barbie is fascinating! Montana, what about a Barbie that has disappearing ink for the blood--that way, you wouldn't have anything to clean up?

PMS, tender breasts, ugly mood swings, weight gain, bloating, yes, yes, yes!!! This is a Barbie I could actually like!!

Er, yes, that was a very good idea. <she says, calmly and reasonably> but then throws caution to the wind and says, YES, YES YES, BY GOD, A BARBIE THAT IS LIKE A REAL WOMAN FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:35 pm
Yeah! Now that would be a change! Very Happy
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:37 pm
What about a bloated PMS smoking bunny Barbie dressed like a rabbit? Kinky and honest. I like that idea.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:41 pm
nope
i'll boycott anything that smokes
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:43 pm
cavfancier wrote:
What about a bloated PMS smoking bunny Barbie dressed like a rabbit? Kinky and honest. I like that idea.
with an UZI
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:45 pm
Grrrrrr!

We ain't having no such Barbies, without we have a Ken who can't think for horniness, gets caught with funny lumps in unfortunate circumstances, and blows icky white stuff out his wienie - sometimes even when he is asleep.

Only, we'd soon lose him cos he wouldn't ask for directions.


I have never - except when living with children, experienced the pee problem people speak of - though I DO say that, if you have a man, sooner or later he is gonna pee in your hand-basin...
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:47 pm
Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:48 pm
And - can I move to Canada? NOW!!!!!!!!! These Canajun men are sounding better every time I hear about them.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:53 pm
PEOPLE v. BRUCE
(Criminal Trial Court of the City of New York, Nov. 4, 1964)
example 8 given in testimony was a recording of Lenny Bruce talking about pissing in the sink.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 06:05 pm
You see? I have truly lived....

or out the window...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 06:15 pm
Of course, there is the only valid reason for penis envy - those things is WAY more convenient in many situations - and more versatile - for peeing.

A friend of mine once taught a little feller who went to the loo, and came back covered from head to foot in pee.

As she helped him clean up she asked what had happened. "I just put my pee-pee as high as it would go", he said. "Why?" "Just wanted to see how high I could pee".

The answer to that question, for men, is, apparently, VERY high indeed.....
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 06:25 pm
Once as a kid, in a public washroom, I took a peek at the urinal neighbour's willy and shouted out "Big deal!" It was one of my grandfather's best memories, and one of his favourite stories.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 06:38 pm
LOL!
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