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What amazes you about your bodily functions?

 
 
Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:05 am
Please feel free to be completely candid and rude here, because I will. What amazes me is just how much feces can be carried around in one body. I probably take a crap at least three times in the morning, and then at least once after every meal. I swear my crap weighs more than the food I intake. It's a mystery to me, but at least I know my metabolism is good. Also, asparagus pee. Smells bloody awful. What amazes YOU about your bodily functions?
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:06 am
How something so small gets so big without any apparent effort Twisted Evil
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:09 am
cav- I always knew that you were full of...................(sorry cav, you fed me the line, and I refuse to let it go) Laughing
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:10 am
Ha ha! Good one Phoenix. Please, don't hold back. I would have 'stepped in that one' too! Laughing
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:15 am
that a fart can go through your pants without making a hole......
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:15 am
check out the last few threads getting plenty of hits.......

Slow news day I guess...... Laughing
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:16 am
I love farts, except on airplanes. They get sucked into the air system, and get redistributed, so if some other dude in the cabin farts, you're breathing in his recycled fart.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:29 am
Phoenix32890 wrote:
cav- I always knew that you were full of...................(sorry cav, you fed me the line, and I refuse to let it go) Laughing


Laughing That's what I was thinking too...

Gautam wrote:
How something so small gets so big without any apparent effort Twisted Evil


So small in the first place?

Agh, I don't want to know...

Unfortunately, I've never really contemplated bodily functions... Sad
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:33 am
Cmon drom, my reply was pretty funny too. Sounds like Gautam is a 'grower'. Laughing
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:37 am
cavfancier wrote:
Cmon drom, my reply was pretty funny too. Sounds like Gautam is a 'grower'. Laughing


Yeah, it was Very Happy. Thinking about things, I do wonder why you produce more than you eat... that should be impossible!

And... there's a limited time and place for imagining that kind of thing and this isn't it.. yack! Laughing
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:40 am
Well drom, it only seems that way to me. I'm not so gross that I actually weigh the stuff and compare. Laughing
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:43 am
Laughing hahaha... imagine that! That would be sick to say the least! Still, if you ever did want to do so, you could do it in the name of Science.... (Someone I know had everyone give him urine samples, and he wasn't even doing a Science course...)
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Brand X
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:49 am
I heard a doctor say that one who is a vegetarian will make a larger pile than one who isn't, because the system is more efficiently evacuated.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:50 am
Speaking of poop...it's amazing how boiled poop makes such an efficient crayon.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:56 am
I have been increasing my fibre lately....

Hey, what do women and dog poop have in common?
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

<please don't throw rotten tomatoes....I was channeling Slappy>
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 10:03 am
I like that one.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 10:05 am
I thought you would.
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husker
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 10:05 am
yikes - what an event we have here!
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Brand X
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 10:07 am
This thread definitely doesn't need an enema!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 10:11 am
With fronds like these, who needs anenomes?

Charles Bukowski once postulated that a beer-crap is quite possibly the most disgusting smell on the face of the earth. Can anyone enlighten me as to the truth of this statement?
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