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Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:05 am
Please feel free to be completely candid and rude here, because I will. What amazes me is just how much feces can be carried around in one body. I probably take a crap at least three times in the morning, and then at least once after every meal. I swear my crap weighs more than the food I intake. It's a mystery to me, but at least I know my metabolism is good. Also, asparagus pee. Smells bloody awful. What amazes YOU about your bodily functions?
How something so small gets so big without any apparent effort
Ha ha! Good one Phoenix. Please, don't hold back. I would have 'stepped in that one' too!
that a fart can go through your pants without making a hole......
check out the last few threads getting plenty of hits.......
Slow news day I guess......
I love farts, except on airplanes. They get sucked into the air system, and get redistributed, so if some other dude in the cabin farts, you're breathing in his recycled fart.
Cmon drom, my reply was pretty funny too. Sounds like Gautam is a 'grower'.
Well drom, it only seems that way to me. I'm not so gross that I actually weigh the stuff and compare.
hahaha... imagine that! That would be sick to say the least! Still, if you ever
did want to do so, you could do it in the name of Science.... (Someone I know had everyone give him urine samples, and he wasn't even doing a Science course...)
I heard a doctor say that one who is a vegetarian will make a larger pile than one who isn't, because the system is more efficiently evacuated.
Speaking of poop...it's amazing how boiled poop makes such an efficient crayon.
I have been increasing my fibre lately....
Hey, what do women and dog poop have in common?
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
<please don't throw rotten tomatoes....I was channeling Slappy>
yikes - what an event we have here!
This thread definitely doesn't need an enema!
With fronds like these, who needs anenomes?
Charles Bukowski once postulated that a beer-crap is quite possibly the most disgusting smell on the face of the earth. Can anyone enlighten me as to the truth of this statement?
. Thinking about things, I do wonder why you produce more than you eat... that should be impossible!
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