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What amazes you about your bodily functions?

 
 
cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 04:22 pm
Did I mention I have a tendency to speak in tongues? Strange for a non-Baptist, I would say.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 04:23 pm
cavfancier wrote:
Did I mention I have a tendency to speak in tongues? Strange for a non-Baptist, I would say.


Hahahahaha Laughing
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 04:27 pm
I'm guessing pretty much everyone enjoys fellatio and cunnilingus. don't they? or is that a step314 call to action?



hmmmmm, lookatthat. there are even on-line tutorials. you learn something everyday.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 04:28 pm
there are? haha!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 04:33 pm
As regards one of our more colourful posters, I personally don't believe that sperm has addictive properties, but I really can't speak for the wimmins, or the gay men.
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Brand X
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 04:34 pm
Here's a quicky licky. Very Happy

Emotions run high
Filled with anticipation
Round and round go the bodies

Talking with tease
And then the silence
Our lips move close

Eyes shut tight
This embrace melts the ice
As our toungues dance the tango
Taking us to lands exotic
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 04:39 pm
Ooh, that's a good one, Brand X....

Quick offering, so to speak:

For the best cunnilingus,
don't forget fingahs,
the 'Venus Butterfly'
will make her cry.
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 04:40 pm
The human body? An amazing invention!
It is astounding that we're covered in skin, inside & out. All one bit!
And how do some people S-t-r-e-t-c-h is so far WITHOUT IT BURSTING?
You can get fat, then thin endlessly & your skin just follows! Wow!
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 04:42 pm
msolga wrote:
The human body? An amazing invention!
It is astounding that we're covered in skin, inside & out. All one bit!
And how do some people S-t-r-e-t-c-h is so far WITHOUT IT BURSTING?
You can get fat, then thin endlessly & your skin just follows! Wow!


LOL! I can just sense a niche in the kids' toys market just waiting to be exploited!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 04:44 pm
Isn't the best part of a good fried chick the skin?
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 04:49 pm
dròm_et_rêve

Hey, I like that idea! Idea
An inflatable deflatable Barbie doll! And kids could feed it fattening & slimming foods! It'd make millions!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 04:54 pm
Hey, what about a "bloated period day I have a headache Barbie". Would that go over? According to one tampon producer's advertising campaign, being a girl rocks, so hey, a Barbie that bleeds once a month (with optional battery-powered bloating function)? Whaddya think?
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 04:55 pm
You really should be raking it in by now, Msolga; children love to take control of Barbie/Action man's hair... so making them gain or lose twenty stone (and acting out a range of scenarios) would be hugely popular...

Let me just call the Mafia now; we could make 'Alternative dolls.'
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 04:56 pm
cavfancier wrote:
Hey, what about a "bloated period day I have a headache Barbie". Would that go over? According to one tampon producer's advertising campaign, being a girl rocks, so hey, a Barbie that bleeds once a month (with optional battery-powered bloating function)? Whaddya think?


Evil or Very Mad LOL!
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 04:57 pm
<thinking> .... Yeah, & she could have PMS programmed ..... Become very moody & crave chocolates ....
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 04:59 pm
cavfancier wrote:
Hey, what about a "bloated period day I have a headache Barbie". Would that go over? According to one tampon producer's advertising campaign, being a girl rocks, so hey, a Barbie that bleeds once a month (with optional battery-powered bloating function)? Whaddya think?


I think that, with such perverse brilliance, we should take over the world. Honestly.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:01 pm
I don't like it, I don't like it at all!!! No bleeding PMS dolls I tell ya. I'll boycott!
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:02 pm
Montana wrote:
I don't like it, I don't like it at all!!! No bleeding PMS dolls I tell ya. I'll boycott!


Why? They need to have some sort of realism! Come on, Montana, I know that, underneath it all, you want to be a comrade..

*brandishes liquid persuasion* Laughing
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:06 pm
Yeah, why boycott, Montana? What Barbie needs is a little reality.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 05:08 pm
No, no no. I draw the line at bleeding PMS dolls... We are cursed with bleeding and PMS monthly and I, as a parent refuse to clean up some bitchy dolls bloody mess. I protest I tell you!!!
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