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What amazes you about your bodily functions?

 
 
fealola
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:05 pm
Someday you may understand, but I hope not!

Do your kegels and lots of sit ups! Now! Laughing
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:06 pm
Oh, and don't have a baby!
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:07 pm
have you checked the seal on your gaskets?
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 10:24 pm
And what about hormones? Last month I didn't ovulate. I've had hot flashes since spring. I'm 35, this isn't menopause. What on earth is my body doing?
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 10:26 pm
littlek wrote:
have you checked the seal on your gaskets?


The plumbings okay. I'm being a little melodramatic, but there is some truth to it!.

Hormones. I don't know! Have you had your plumbing checked?
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 10:29 pm
hehe, yes I have.
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fealola
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 10:30 pm
The only thing my hormones have done so far has been to make me mental! Rolling Eyes
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RicardoTizon
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 10:40 pm
For me the most amazing thing is natural childbirth

How can something so tight release an 8-pounder and returns to the same shape after a while.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 10:40 pm
yeah, they are still doing that to me.
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RicardoTizon
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 10:43 pm
Another amazing thing to me is

How is it that a little bloodletting monthly, changes a person from an angel to a monster. Affecting everybody who comes within 10 feet of her.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 11:10 pm
Down in the subway goin to a dance
Looking for a toilet about to **** my pants
Uh-uh uh-uh baby uh-uh
Reach in my pocket lookin for a coin
But all I find is three pennies and a joint
Uh-uh uh-uh baby uh-uh
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But you don't get no **** for just three cents
Uh-uh uh-uh baby uh-uh
If I had a nickle If I had a dime
I'd put it in the toilet and I'd **** all the time

by Tuli Kupferburg
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 11:30 pm
The Fugs....masters of toilet humour. Nice one edgar.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 02:56 am
littlek wrote:
And what about hormones? Last month I didn't ovulate. I've had hot flashes since spring. I'm 35, this isn't menopause. What on earth is my body doing?


It just might be Littlek. Some women go through menopause very early in life.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 02:57 am
edgarblythe wrote:
Down in the subway goin to a dance
Looking for a toilet about to **** my pants
Uh-uh uh-uh baby uh-uh
Reach in my pocket lookin for a coin
But all I find is three pennies and a joint
Uh-uh uh-uh baby uh-uh
-
But you don't get no **** for just three cents
Uh-uh uh-uh baby uh-uh
If I had a nickle If I had a dime
I'd put it in the toilet and I'd **** all the time

by Tuli Kupferburg



Laughing
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InfraBlue
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 03:07 am
What amazes me is that feces is fifty-percent bacteria. That's a shitload of bacteria.

From the yuckiest site on the internet:

Yucky: Poop

http://yucky.kids.discovery.com/flash/body/yuckystuff/poop/js.index.html#
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 03:22 am
I would need an independent source before believing 50%, but the site sure has an interesting background color, doesn't it.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 08:20 am
I have asked this body function question many times and no has ever answered it. I may have even asked it on this site.

Since the vagina and the nose are lined with the same mucous membranes, why, in colds and flu season, do women not get buggers in their pussy?
Also, if a women squeezed her butt cheeks together really hard and then made like she was going to fart, could she blow her pussy?
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 08:27 am
Spontaneously-erupting vaginas... quite an image (ow!)

I remember looking through the Dutch laws on prostitution; it's a minefield, that includes 'Shaving sex' and the fact that drinking urine is acceptable, but eating faeces is not permitted due to the level of bacteria... who would eat that anyway? *sick*
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Brand X
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 08:28 am
Let's just be glad that doesn't happen, BPB.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 6 Dec, 2003 08:49 am
Damn!!! Yuk!!!
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