Someday you may understand, but I hope not!
Do your kegels and lots of sit ups! Now!
Oh, and don't have a baby!
have you checked the seal on your gaskets?
And what about hormones? Last month I didn't ovulate. I've had hot flashes since spring. I'm 35, this isn't menopause. What on earth is my body doing?
littlek wrote:have you checked the seal on your gaskets?
The plumbings okay. I'm being a little melodramatic, but there is some truth to it!.
Hormones. I don't know! Have you had your plumbing checked?
The only thing my hormones have done so far has been to make me mental!
For me the most amazing thing is natural childbirth
How can something so tight release an 8-pounder and returns to the same shape after a while.
yeah, they are still doing that to me.
Another amazing thing to me is
How is it that a little bloodletting monthly, changes a person from an angel to a monster. Affecting everybody who comes within 10 feet of her.
Down in the subway goin to a dance
Looking for a toilet about to **** my pants
Uh-uh uh-uh baby uh-uh
Reach in my pocket lookin for a coin
But all I find is three pennies and a joint
Uh-uh uh-uh baby uh-uh
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But you don't get no **** for just three cents
Uh-uh uh-uh baby uh-uh
If I had a nickle If I had a dime
I'd put it in the toilet and I'd **** all the time
by Tuli Kupferburg
The Fugs....masters of toilet humour. Nice one edgar.
littlek wrote:And what about hormones? Last month I didn't ovulate. I've had hot flashes since spring. I'm 35, this isn't menopause. What on earth is my body doing?
It just might be Littlek. Some women go through menopause very early in life.
What amazes me is that feces is
fifty-percent bacteria. That's a shitload of bacteria.
From the yuckiest site on the internet:
Yucky: Poop
http://yucky.kids.discovery.com/flash/body/yuckystuff/poop/js.index.html#
I would need an independent source before believing 50%, but the site sure has an interesting background color, doesn't it.
I have asked this body function question many times and no has ever answered it. I may have even asked it on this site.
Since the vagina and the nose are lined with the same mucous membranes, why, in colds and flu season, do women not get buggers in their pussy?
Also, if a women squeezed her butt cheeks together really hard and then made like she was going to fart, could she blow her pussy?
Spontaneously-erupting vaginas... quite an image (ow!)
I remember looking through the Dutch laws on prostitution; it's a minefield, that includes 'Shaving sex' and the fact that drinking urine is acceptable, but eating faeces is not permitted due to the level of bacteria... who would eat that anyway? *sick*
Let's just be glad that doesn't happen, BPB.
