What amazes you about your bodily functions?

This is sort of a body function thing...I've always been amazed at how women have no problem spending the evening making out and doing the old 69, but fear you using their toothbrush next morning.

A little late to fear the invasion of germs by then wouldn't you say?

My boyfriend told me that swallowing his sperm is good for me and will make my breasts bigger; what vitamins are in sperm?

Cats spray urine and deposit feces in strategic locations to leave their scent. They also rub secretions from glands on their chins, cheeks, and tails onto objects within their home range.

I used to walk along my fence line every morning and pee on the posts. Simply marking my territory.

But then one day I thought, "Hey, maybe the fence itself would indicate my property lines."

So now, I simply pee on the driveway.

Actually, Drom, it is good for us. It's an anti-depressant. Of course, it doesn't make our breasts bigger.....

On a half-related subject, I find it truly abhorrent that felatio is accepted by nearly everyone, compared to cunillingus... why is one seen as almost requisite, and the other practised by few?

Practice makes perfect! And a perfectly practiced practitioner is <sigh> perfection.

I'm not sure where you are looking, dròm_et_rêve, but I've never had difficulty finding skilled practitioners of the finest art. The fellas round here are NOT reluctant to practice, or to demonstrate their skill set. Maybe canajun men are better?