I guess this is as good a place as any to make my first post on these fora.
Female European garden spider (Araneus diadematus).
Male garden spider.
Cellar spider (Pholcus Phalangioides).
Sincere thanks to the very righteous FBM for...well,
everything.
( Sorry to make you look at all these again, dude.
)
Edit - Oh, go on then. One more:-
House spider (Tegenaria Domestica).