@OmSigDAVID,
OmSigDAVID
If it pleeze the cort
In the matter of OmSigDAVID vs English,
I wood like to stait that my client is at the fourfront of a niu aig in linguistics and dosen't deserve the ridicule being heeped upon him by the steid old meids in A2K
@panzade,
panzade wrote:
OmSigDAVID
If it pleeze the cort
In the matter of OmSigDAVID vs English,
I wood like to stait that my client is at the fourfront of a niu aig in linguistics
and dosen't deserve the ridicule being heeped upon him by the steid old meids in A2K
I like your post; (note that I 'm only against the few atavistic remnants of English that r not already fonetic).
There is an exhibition of memorabilia of Teddy Roosevelt
in the American Museum of Natural History that includes
handwritten messages of
distorted fonetic English,
protesting his efforts to render English to be fonetic, over 100 years ago.
I am confident that we will be more successful now
(with all of the extant texting) than he was back then.
David
Anybody who thinks "shud" is the phonetic equivalent of "should", rather than the way it SHOULD obviously be pronounced, i.e. to rhyme with bud, cud, dud, Elmer Fudd, HUD, , Judd Hirsh, Neil Ludd, mud, pud, stud, and crud, is a fuddy-duddy, and has absolutely no conception of what "PHONETIC" means.
@MontereyJack,
MontereyJack wrote:Anybody who thinks "shud" is the phonetic equivalent of "should", rather than the way it SHOULD obviously be pronounced, i.e. to rhyme with bud, cud, dud, Elmer Fudd, HUD, , Judd Hirsh, Neil Ludd, mud, pud, stud, and crud, is a fuddy-duddy, and has absolutely no conception of what "PHONETIC" means.
After some expressed objections,
I began to use woud, coud n shoud.
David
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
ME TOO. Bring back spellcheck. I just hate it when folks on A2k whose 1st language is not English, correct my spelling.
Do you hear me Francis?
@Sglass,
Sglass wrote:ME TOO. Bring back spellcheck. I just hate it when folks on A2k whose 1st language is not English, correct my spelling.
Do you hear me Francis?
Let the record indicate that my first language is English.
David
I'll be installing Firefox on BBB's computer within the next couple of days and then attempt to teach her how to use it. This should help solve the problem of her age-related typos and spelling errors.
@Butrflynet,
Butrflynet showed me how to operate the spelling operation - works good.
BBB
@panzade,
panzade wrote:
OmSigDAVID
If it pleeze the cort
In the matter of OmSigDAVID vs English,
I wood like to stait that my client is at the fourfront of a niu aig in linguistics and dosen't deserve the ridicule being heeped upon him by the steid old meids in A2K
I don't mind it, either......now that I'm used to it.
@OmSigDAVID,
Butt you speek legalise David
@Sglass,
I have always minded it, ten years now. Plus the gun stuff, which is obsessively incessecent. Consider my politeness a willed act, which it is.
@Sglass,
Sglass wrote:Butt you speek legalise David
Trial lawyers strive to be
lucid, for the jury.
David
@ossobuco,
ossobuco wrote:I have always minded it, ten years now.
Plus the gun stuff, which is obsessively incessecent.
Consider my politeness a willed act, which it is.
I might have a touch of OCD; just a mild case.
Sglass wrote:Bring back spellcheck. I just hate it when folks on A2k whose 1st language is not English, correct my spelling.
Do you hear me Francis?
I hear you, Sglass.
Let me be allowed to point out that my seemingly concision and accurateness are fictitious.
They are not based in deep semantic knowledge but in a frivolous state of mind that compels me to nitpick on my friends.
I'd never try to correct you, not being qualified enough to do so.
I limit myself to suggest more widely accepted spelling ways.
@OmSigDAVID,
OmSigDAVID wrote:
MontereyJack wrote:Anybody who thinks "shud" is the phonetic equivalent of "should", rather than the way it SHOULD obviously be pronounced, i.e. to rhyme with bud, cud, dud, Elmer Fudd, HUD, , Judd Hirsh, Neil Ludd, mud, pud, stud, and crud, is a fuddy-duddy, and has absolutely no conception of what "PHONETIC" means.
After some expressed objections,
I began to use woud, coud n shoud.
David
Ah... so now it rhymes with loud and shroud?
@parados,
OmSigDAVID wrote:
MontereyJack wrote:Anybody who thinks "shud" is the phonetic equivalent of "should", rather than the way it SHOULD obviously be pronounced, i.e. to rhyme with bud, cud, dud, Elmer Fudd, HUD, , Judd Hirsh, Neil Ludd, mud, pud, stud, and crud, is a fuddy-duddy, and has absolutely no conception of what "PHONETIC" means.
After some expressed objections,
I began to use woud, coud n shoud.
David
parados wrote:Ah... so now it rhymes with loud and shroud?
Well, hopefully, no one is stupid enuf to include any Ls in those words.
U coud sprain your TMJ, trying to pronounce any Ls in those words.
David
