How Would You Dress if you were the opposite gender?

I would dress like this - I'd also get my hair cut like this (and I think it would work - he has wavy/thick hair just like me):

I would probably dress alot like I do now, minus the occasional skirt or dress ha-ha. Ralph Lauren, J Crew, maybe with pieces by Ermenegildo Zegna for some European flair. And suede wingtips and tassled slip-ons are an absolute must. But I can't stand the skinny trousers they're showing now. They weren't cute back in the 60's and they still aren't.

i would like the suit better unbuttoned.

Are skinny pants for men the style? wow! I guess I must have been concentrating on 60 y/0s in their Hawaiian shirts too intently.

i hope you take no offence david, but i find this statement sad, you seem to be a fan of sci fi (star trek i know for sure), so i'm thinking you should have some imagination or an appreciation for imagining things beyond the norm

as for female attire, i'm hoping you've had some first hand experience with it, or i'm even more deeply saddened

Skinny pants are all the rage for men. They look so dated to me but I guess they're fresh for a new generation. Few men wear them well. Like bell-bottoms, some things just don't need to be repeated.

This is how I imagine David

i'm sure he'd be happy with a pair of 45's

i'm more of a derringer man myself

Is the model that Scottish actor who seems to have appeared out of nowhere? A former barrister now in a movie with Jennifer Anniston?

I think your picture didn't post!

hmm, i can see it

I would dress just like June Cleaver.
That lady had it goin' on!

Loretta Young

That's a beautiful dress Edgar. You have good taste. Where can I get a dress like that?

No - he's the British actor, Clive Owen. He's married with two daughters.
He starred opposite Julia Roberts in Closer and opposite Julianne Moore in Children of Men. I think he might have been someone in Ironman - I didn't see that movie- but I think I do remember reading that.

I'd also wear a shirt like this if I were a man (I'll stop using this thread as an excuse to look at handsome men after this last picture). I really would wear a shirt like this if I were a man though:

I found it on a blog when I searched modest dress on Google images. Second page, I think.

Including the left-titty hard-on.

aidan, I'm baffled. What are you seeing that I'm not? It's so nondescript, could be a shirt, could be a sweater, could be cotton, could be velvet. I'm not seeing a style.

I think it's the blue eyes...no, seriously I just really like guys in those button-down oxford shirts and especially in white and black. I like them when they have their sleeves rolled up especially. I like them with suit pants tucked in with a belt but with no tie or jacket or with jeans, untucked.

I'm not very big into guys who looked 'dressed' or 'styled' or 'dandified'.

I like a more simple, basic but classic and masculine look.

And if I were a man - that's how I'd dress. I wouldn't put a lot of product in my hair and I wouldn't wear cologne.

I'm kind of a hipster, I think I'd continue in that.



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