Newly baptised

Three boys were sitting together outside a church one day, bored because nobody would play with them. They decided it must be because they were never baptised into a church. They gather up their courage and go into the church and find an adult and ask him about baptism.

The guy was just the janitor, but instead of telling them, he lead them to the bathroom where he dunked one after the other in a toilet, and proclaimed them baptised.

The boys gleefully ran outside, convinced they'd soon be invited to play ball with a new group of friends. One asked the other two "So, what religion are we?"

"We're Catholics, right?" the second says, unsure of himself.

"No," says the third, as confident as can be, "I smelled that water when he baptised us. We're PISS-co-palians!"