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Sat 26 Apr, 2008 08:02 pm
Microphones hidden in the Oval Office recorded a disturbing conversation in the White House Oval Office from back in February of 2001. The conversation was recently transcribed and I present it here for you to read.
BUSH:CHENEY:RUMSFELD:CHENEY:RUMSFELD:CHENEY:RUMSFELD:CHENEY: (sighingRUMSFELD:CHENEY:BUSH:RUMSFELD:CHENEY: Of course, just toppling the Twin Towers will never be enough. No one would give us the war mandate we need if we just blow up the Towers. Clearly, we also need to shoot a missile at a small corner of the Pentagon to create a mightily underpublicized additional symbol of international terrorism -- and then, obviously, we need to fake a plane crash in the middle of ******* nowhere in rural Pennsylvania.
RUMSFELD: Yeah, it goes without saying that the level of public outrage will not be sufficient without that crash in the middle of ******* nowhere.
CHENEY:BUSH: Wait, why do we have to use a missile?
CHENEY:BUSH:CHENEY:BUSH:CHENEY: Right, but in this case, we use a missile. (Throws hands up in frustration) Don, can you help me out here?
RUMSFELD:BUSH: Oh, OK.
RUMSFELD:BUSH:CHENEY: Like pulling teeth!
RUMSFELD:BUSH:RUMSFELD:ALL THREE: (cackling) Mwah-hah-hah!
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*Sorry i doubted all those 9/11 truthers! :rollinglaugh:
@Fatal Freedoms,
This should have been put in "Humor."
@Fatal Freedoms,
FF believe's it to be true.
@DiversityDriven,
DiversityDriven;57042 wrote:FF believe's it to be true.
...and that would explain why i posted it in the first ******* place! :thumbup:
@Fatal Freedoms,
We know, that's what makes it funny.
@DiversityDriven,
I tire of playing your immature 'back and forth' game.
@Fatal Freedoms,
Please tell me you don't honestly think this is true. I'm just saying, your true intent would be less confusing if it were in "Humor."
@Fatal Freedoms,
there's no supporting news article or documentation so it's either humor or it's locked
"Is the opposition not as evil as you'd hoped? Fabricate it!"
@Reagaknight,
Reagaknight;57118 wrote:Please tell me you don't honestly think this is true. I'm just saying, your true intent would be less confusing if it were in "Humor."
RUMSFELD: Yeah, it goes without saying that the level of public outrage will not be sufficient without that crash in the middle of ******* nowhere.
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SERIOUSLY!? :wtf:
If you have difficultly detecting the humor in this there is something seriously wrong with you!
@Fatal Freedoms,
Fatal_Freedoms;57133 wrote:RUMSFELD: Yeah, it goes without saying that the level of public outrage will not be sufficient without that crash in the middle of ******* nowhere.
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SERIOUSLY!? :wtf:
If you have difficultly detecting the humor in this there is something seriously wrong with you!
There is something seriously wrong with you if you are unable to comprehend that Humor is where jokes are supposed to go.
@Reagaknight,
Reagaknight;57166 wrote:There is something seriously wrong with you if you are unable to comprehend that Humor is where jokes are supposed to go.
that is a childish view of humor
@Fatal Freedoms,
Fatal_Freedoms;57175 wrote:that is a childish view of humor
What's childish about wanting threads to go in their proper places for organizational purposes?
@Reagaknight,
Reagaknight;57181 wrote:What's childish about wanting threads to go in their proper places for organizational purposes?
For fucks sake does it really matter in the least what ******* thread i chose to put this in!? Your nit-picking is really annoying and draws away from the actual topic. Do you talk just to hear yourself speak? :dunno:
@Fatal Freedoms,
Fatal_Freedoms;57206 wrote:For fucks sake does it really matter in the least what ******* thread i chose to put this in!? Your nit-picking is really annoying and draws away from the actual topic. Do you talk just to hear yourself speak? :dunno:
Posting is preceded by typing, so I can't hear myself speak. The actual topic is that this is a mediocre at best
joke.
@Reagaknight,
Reagaknight;57226 wrote:Posting is preceded by typing, so I can't hear myself speak. The actual topic is that this is a mediocre at best joke.
It was not intended as a joke, it was intended to show the ridiculousness of the "9/11 truth". But good job at making yourself look like a jackass :thumbup:
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