I have a different vision of leadership, BUSH

Bush is just hard to understand. You gotta speak Texan to comprehend the man. For example, when he mumbles and struggles to get the words out, he's really sending secret messages to folks back home in Crawford. One of them was recently decoded: "Just think....only one more year of this suck-ass job. Thank God. We gonna party big time when this MF is over."

You got that right....after 2+ years of him as governor, and almost 7 yrs of him as president...we're no closer to figuring him out than he is, himself.
I speak Texan, being from Texas, and there is no comprehending the man. He is the ultimate moron...a puppet, who has everything all worked out for him...Cheney is, and has always been, the real power and de facto president...as everyone knows.

And back to the humor.....

"The Turkish Parliament has voted to approve the idea of invading Iraq. President Bush was furious. He said, 'What kind of country takes a vote before it invades Iraq?'" --Bill Maher

"He met the Dalai Lama this week. I'm not sure that he really understands what being a Lama means, because all of his questions were about what it's like to live in Michael Jackson's zoo." --Bill Maher

"How many arch conservatives are here tonight? Sam Brownback has quit the race for president. His supporter is devastated. ... Brownback said he couldn't raise enough money, he couldn't get enough support, and he got tired of carrying around that fetus in a jar. ... He said he knew he made the right decision to get out of the race when he sat down to tell his wife and she said, 'You're running for president?'" --Bill Maher