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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Wed 15 Sep, 2004 03:19 pm
Love that one, Firefly. Very Happy

I donned my cashmere flowered shawl, my fellow to impress
Installed my anti-virus software, then put on my sexiest dress
I knew my pink sandals would tantalize - yes, they would do the trick
But just to be sure, I'd prepared his favorite, Lebanon lamb kabobs on a stick.

Kneeling pad
Dead batteries
Plastic bucket
Violet negligee
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 15 Sep, 2004 07:50 pm
On my kneeling pad I scrubed my floor
Dead batteries left me lifeless, I needed more
I kicked over the plastic bucket and thought of a plan
To put on that violet negligee and go seduce my man


brown puppy
knives and forks
portable radio
postage stamps
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Thu 16 Sep, 2004 10:52 am
My little brown puppy whose name is Imogene
Is a big help in the kitchen, licks my knives and forks real clean.
When my portable radio airs classics, she wags her floppy tail
And is there to lick the postage stamps to help me with my mail.


Thermostat
Furniture polish
Frozen dinners
Pencil sharpener
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 17 Sep, 2004 09:46 am
Turned down the thermostat to cool the house off
Used the furniture polish and a new chamois cloth
Popped two frozen dinners in the oven to bake
Kept the pencil sharpener handy-- more "to-do" lists to make

colored markers
loose change
letter opener
gift wrap
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 18 Sep, 2004 08:37 am
A tray of colored markers in a stationery store -
I look hopefully at my loose change but need so much more.
I've just enough for a letter opener shaped like an arrow,
And some purple gift wrap that's just too narrow.

bone-handled knife
Mozart CD
fishmonger
false nails
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 18 Sep, 2004 12:54 pm
The bone-handled knife was a gift for Newt
Along with a Mozart CD of The Magic Flute
From the fishmonger I bought two lobster tails
But breaking them open ruined my false nails

instant cocoa mix
yellow umbrella
cell phone
garbage bags
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 19 Sep, 2004 02:19 am
Instant cocoa mix never gives you the full chocolate flavour;
Having a yellow umbrella in the rain makes you a whole lot braver.
A small machine - a cell phone, say -
Is often mistakenly taken out with the garbage bags and thrown away.

frog spawn
bicycle pump
lard
international driving licence
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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:42 pm
Frog spawn provided tadpoles for the seventh grade class
And a bicycle pump was used in an experiment for gas
Some lard was fed to the baby mice in cages
While teacher's international driving license bookmarked her pages

Lemon juice
blue silk scarf
next year's calender
movie tickets
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hey Ya
 
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Reply Wed 22 Sep, 2004 04:14 am
I sip on the Lemon juice
picked up my blue silk scarf to use
to shop for next year's calendar
and buy movie tickets from afar.


pearl bracelet
leather shoes
pink-colored lipstick
microwave oven
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 22 Sep, 2004 09:26 am
I put on my pearl bracelet and I'm ready to go
My leather shoes are polished to a soft glow
My pink-colored lipstick is a shade you wouldn't believe
And the timer on the microwave oven just told me to leave!

ball point pens
oatmeal raisin cookies
potted plants
drain cleaner
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Wed 22 Sep, 2004 10:49 am
Can't find my ball point pens to write a note for the store
And my kid just said that my oatmeal raisin cookies are a bore
To top that off, my potted plants decided to stop growing
And the drain cleaner - what a joke - my sink is overflowing.

Pinking shears
Light bulbs
Electric razor
Crystal chandelier
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 03:19 pm
Firefly:
I remember you were using your pinking shears while you were sewing and that you were lounging under a crystal chandelier.

This one belongs to you. (lol)
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 2 Oct, 2004 09:22 am
Don't know that I remember it, Rags, but I'll try another one.

Pinking shears
Light bulbs
Electric razor
Crystal chandelier

With pinking shears I made decorations all night
Disco light bulbs bathed the room in blue light
An electric razor de-fuzzed my old pink sweater
And, under that crystal chandelier, things couldn't have looked better!

moth balls
cordless phone
bulletin board
chocolate covered raisins
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hey Ya
 
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Reply Mon 4 Oct, 2004 03:38 am
Moth balls annoy me really,
cordless phones make life easy,
the bulletin board hangs patiently on one side,
as i pop the chocolate covered raisins on my mouth opened wide.

Mousepad
Tissue Paper
Tooth Brush
Laddle
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Clary
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 03:40 pm
Who needs a mousepad with an optical mouse?
Is there any purple tissue paper in the house?
My tooth brush is an implement I really adore
Laddle is my faithful labrador.

gentians
corespondent shoes
a golf tee
ring files
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2004 10:22 am
gentians
corespondent shoes
a golf tee
ring files

The gentians made a tonic that gave me zip
And, in my correspondent shoes, I looked quite hip
Found a golf tee in my pocket I kept for good luck
Ring files ready, I set out on assignment, filled with pluck

rose nosegay
orange marmalade
lavender petticoat
loose change
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 11 Oct, 2004 04:47 am
rose nosegay
orange marmalade
lavender petticoat
loose change

A rose nosegay that Nathalie made
Covered in orange marmalade
Got mixed up in the wash with my lavender petticoat and snowy teddy.
I'll need all the loose change I can have ready.

breathing exercises
rubber stamp
brain surgeon
scalpel
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 11:27 am
I've been told that breathing exercises are an aid to lungs that are wheezy
And that creating your own rubber stamp is a task that is really easy
And a brain surgeon once advised that I should never ever operate
Unless my scalpel was free of rust and labeled "up-to-date.

Recycling bin
Contact lens
Pancake turner
Safety pins
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 11:42 am
Recycling bin
Contact lens
Pancake turner
Safety pins

I threw my cans into the blue recycling bin
But, when I bent over, my contact lens fell in
Using a pancake turner to toss cans, I hunted around
But a bunch of old safety pins were all that I found


DVD player
broccoli florets
brown shoes
pliers
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 04:31 am
Under the DVD player, a snail is caught
Fresh from the broccoli florets I bought,
Brown shoes are not exciting
Can one use pliers for fighting?

google
robot
swan
ukulele
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