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Familiar and household OBJECTS clerihew GAME

 
 
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jun, 2007 05:46 am
and the new words are...?
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jun, 2007 11:57 am
I will deputise...


bucket
steer
drachma
honeydew
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jun, 2007 12:43 pm
bucket
steer
drachma
honeydew

A bucket of beer
And a T-bone steak from a steer
Cost me my last drachma. It's no joke I'm tellin
And a slice of overripe honeydew melon

gastronomy
stars
paint
water
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 7 Aug, 2007 08:54 am
gastronomy
stars
paint
water


Food is to gastronomy
As the stars are to astronomy.
Both food and stars are hard to paint, to let's cut the chatter,
I will eat the former and admire the reflection in rippling water of the latter.

yacht
cow
villain
drop
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 15 Aug, 2007 02:14 am
yacht
cow
villain
drop

The yachts in the Fastnet are meeting heavy weather
There's a cow in the meadow: let us stop for a blether
A villain'll steal your sink
So drop him in the clink

Turd blossom
peach
barnet
wine
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 15 Dec, 2007 07:36 am
Turd blossom
peach
barnet
wine


Strange cow turd blossom out there on the lea,
Peach coloured as anyone can see.
Are you going to Barnet Fair?
You can get another good drop of wine there.


merry
Christmas
stocking
pudding
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 15 Dec, 2007 03:21 pm
Oh! How merry we will be
On Christmas Eve in the Cock and Free
Where every stocking contains a leg
And you get some pudding if you know how to beg.

Spring
Lamb
Gambol
Curtains
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 15 Dec, 2007 05:51 pm
Spring
Lamb
Gambol
Curtains

If we spring Fingers Fagan from Reading Gaol
CI Lamb will soon be on our tail
A gambol too far that would be
Porridge for you, curtains for me

snout
trotter
bay rum
pomegranate
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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 16 Dec, 2007 06:24 pm
That's a bit better Mac. Lakeland graphite looked like the end of the thread.

I'll make a fresh start now that you have realised how bloody clever Lakeland graphite was.
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 17 Dec, 2007 12:52 am
I seem to have an unfortunate talent for bringing threads to a close.

A very good day to all readers.

Smile
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 17 Dec, 2007 12:58 am
snout
trotter
bay rum
pomegranate

A pipeful of snout and a pint in my hand,
I'm as chipper a trotter as ever sold land.
Bay rum in my hair, some chips with my spam,
And a pomegranate and frankincense face scrub for the metrosexual I really am.

myrrh
ink
fortune
snail
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 17 Dec, 2007 01:08 am
myrrh
ink
fortune
snail

I've never seen myrrh, but the Magi brought it
I know more about ink, Rupert Murdoch's got it
"My face is my fortune, sir" she said
As a snail crawled ove the cabbage bed

Okay
whatever
duh
dude
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 17 Dec, 2007 01:16 am
Okay
whatever
duh
dude

She was like, 'Are you okay?'
'Whatever' replied the laconic youth. 'Hey!
'You wanna make out?' 'Duh, that's kinda rude -
'I don't even know you, dude.'

banana
Copa Cabana
Havana
panorama
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 17 Dec, 2007 02:18 am
The jet traced a path which was like a banana
On the final approach over Copacabana
Boy were we glad to get out of Havana
That's the last documentary I'll ever make for Panorama

casserole
bottle
knife
brush
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 18 Dec, 2007 12:54 am
Cool

casserole
bottle
knife
brush

Susie made a hearty beef casserole
A bottle of red wine went into her and into the bowl;
With a butcher's knife she slashed at the onions, carrot and steak.
Only later did she realise a nail brush had slipped in by mistake.

camel
eye
oasis
sherbet
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 18 Dec, 2007 03:59 am
camel
eye
oasis
sherbet

A camel is not a very pretty beast
No offence intended, but not to my eye at least
The Oasis was the name of the bar at Manchester City FC
Where many refreshments were on sale, but not sherbet as far as I could see.

gasman
vents
plumber
ballcock
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 18 Dec, 2007 04:08 am
plumbing the depths, eh?

gasman
vents
plumber
ballcock

My daddy was a gasman, he wore a gasman's pants,
He patched up all the gas flues and closed up all the vents.
But then one day a plumber decided that daddy's gassing got his goat
And he thrust a trusty ballcock right down my daddy's throat.

bacardi
whisky
vodka
wine
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 18 Dec, 2007 04:47 am
bacardi
whisky
vodka
wine

The bacardi went into the cocktail shaker first
Then whisky, to deal with an humungous thirst
A slosh ot two of vodka, and then some more
So when the wine arrived, there I was, passed out on the floor.

carpet
amplifier
brochure
fleece
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 07:36 am
carpet
amplifier
brochure
fleece

Sitting on the wonderfully patterned carpet scanning the sky
Which funnelled the wind like a great amplifier in the eye
Of the storm, unmentioned in the brochure which said
The weather would be perfect, take your bikini; but I am glad I brought my fleece instead.

castle
minaret
strap
syrup
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 20 Dec, 2007 04:44 am
castle
minaret
strap
syrup

Go up Castle Street, turn left at the mosque
-The minaret just can't be missed
If you'll strap on this sandwich board, and shout very loud
"Walker's Syrup!" folk'll think you're just pissed.

bins
frost
candle
webcam
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