"W" dies......

.... and naturally goes to HELL. Upon his arrival he is met by satan who tells him: "There's good news and there's bad news. The good news is that because of overcrowding someone will have to go, and the bad news is it ain't you". "But you get to pick who I set free by you taking their place".

We will go from room to room and see what each person is doing for all eternity. When you see someone doing something you want to do instead of them, let me know.

"W" and satan go to the first room and look inside. There they see Richard Nixon diving into a swimming pool of boiling hot water, topped with flames. He dives in, swims to the edge, gets out and goes back to the diving board and dives in again, over and over.

"W" tells satan he can't do that because he never learned to swim, so they go to the next room.

In the next room, Dick Cheney is swinging a sledge hammer and breaking up big rocks into little ones and as soon as he does, the rock grows to twice it's original size. This happens with every rock, over and over again.

"W" tells satan he can't do that because he injured his shoulder playing football and can't lift the sledge hammer. Off they go to the next room.

In the next room, Bill Clinton is laying back in a recliner, NAKED, legs spread wide and Monica Lewinsky is kneeling in front of him, giving him head. "W's" eyes light up with delight and tells satan: "Now THAT I can do for eternity" to which satan agrees to the switch.

Once "W" enters the room, satan calls out:

"Ok, Monica, you're free to go"....