Talks with Iran

This is how the 'talks' should go:

US DELEGATE: "President Tom (Ahmadinejad), where will you be today at exactly 1700 hours?"

PRESIDENT TOM: "I'll be attending a mass execution of Iranian homosexuals who don't exist."

US DELEGATE (identifying grid coordinates on his military map): "Where, exactly?"

PRESIDENT TOM: "At the Sacred Temple of the Hidden Imam....the one located across the street from the secret dungeon in which we torture little girls for trying to read and write."

US DELEGATE: "Thanks. Have a nice day."

US DELEGATE (talking on his satcom radio): "USAF B2 Bomber, come in. USAF B2 Bomber, come in. Fire mission. Coordinates NK876345, over. Fire for effect, over."

US B2 BOMBER: "Roger, US Delegate. Time on target: 15 mikes, over."


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Another intelligent post from pino, :lightbulb:

When in doubt, drop bombs.

Yeh thats your answer to everthing,bomb the lot of them :wtf:

No...........just the nuke sites, dammit. Just the nukes.

"'Lil green men with painted faces,
Using GPS and SATCOMs to blow up places.":AR15firing:

Pino sometimes i think you are really donald rumsfeld :eek:

I have good news for you, Scooby. I've figured out your problem. You need to move. Yeah......relocate. Once you do, I'm sure your Bush obsession will clear up, and you'll be able to get on with life. You see, Scoob, you loathe Bush because you're subconsciously jealous. Bush is the product of everything you crave, but can't have. As a Texan, Bush was nurtured by lots of sunshine, natural warmth, good looking senoritas, great food, and ice-cold beer. As a result, he wears a huge smile and knows Texas is 'large and in charge'. Poor you, on the other hand, must suffer the drudgery of life in the North Atlantic -- dreary, drab, cold, wet, and dark most of the time. Everything you see and touch is soaking wet, cold to the touch..........morbid. Then there's that horrific crap you people call 'food' you have to choke down, chasing it with lukewarm, heavy, chunky, black beer. Move, Scooby. Move. I recommend southern Spain, Italy or Greece. Plenty of sunshine, warmth, pretty girls, and something to look forward to every day. :headbang:

Iran is the next big problem

Iran is the next big problem

Well, a new president and not much has changed. samsom blinded Israeli News: Iran rebuffed US overtures It doesn't look like Iran is interested in talking. They're working away on their nuclear weapon program and sanctions aren't doing much to hurt them. I'm not sure they're worried about any military strikes. Life goes on for the mullahs.

I don't see Iran as a big problem. It presents some minor problems, of which nuclear proliferation in the region is the most serious.

Iran is smart enough to know that if it launches a nuclear missile outside of its borders, then it will glow in radioacive annihilation. IF Iran acquires a nuclear weapon, it will be as a preventative measure to keep Israel and their ilk at bay.

I said nuclear proliferation; not nuclear war. And i said it was a minor problem. What about that didn't you understand?