@scooby-doo cv,
"Oh, so tough, talk some more **** on the internet lol. oh, and don't forget your cleats lol, you wouldn't want to sit at your computer mashing imaginary bags without those, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."
Boy, if you don't calm down and behave, I'm going to take away your toy guns, ground you for the summer, and make darn sure you keep your pants up when home alone (dunno how, but I will). And
stop staring at your nads in the mirror. You're going to want a family some day, and you'll need those dang old thangs for something a heck of a lot more productive than jumping around naked in front of the mirror. Now straigthen up.