handle every situation like a dog....

Hey....what did the left testicle say to the right testicle? "The guy in the middle thinks he's hard."

What did the other nut say in response?





Holy **** a Talking NUT

Rather like the pot calling the kettle....you know.

BLACK


its okay you can say it Aaron isnt here anymore

Dude's mom has a stroke and goes to the hospital. When dude sees her doc, the doc says, "I have good and bad. Which do you want first?" Dude says, "I guess the good." Doc says, "Your mom is really messed up. You're gonna have to learn to bathe her, brush her teeth, change her diaper, and everything." "Oh my God," the dude says. "What could possibly be worse?" Doc says, "Just play'n. She died.":no: