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Thu 10 May, 2007 04:46 pm
Bill Orielly and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and
accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road.
Bill told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the
farmer.
They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on the front
door and was let in. He was in there for what seemed hours. When he came
out, Bill was confused about why his employee had been there so long.
"Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his
wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses,"
explained the driver.
"What did you tell the farmer?" Bill asked.
The chauffeur replied, "I told him that I was Bill Orielly's driver and
I'd just killed the fat pig."
@IM-A-DEMOCRAT-BABY,
I heard the same joke but it was Hillary
@IM-A-DEMOCRAT-BABY,
Yeah, these sorts of jokes are varied according to political persuasion. Like the one where three founding fathers give different advice based on what they did and Lincoln says "Go to the theatre." I've heard Bush from some and I remember there was a version with Pelosi here.
@IM-A-DEMOCRAT-BABY,
Oh. Well either way its funny.
@IM-A-DEMOCRAT-BABY,
IM-A-DEMOCRAT-BABY!;15662 wrote:Bill Orielly and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and
accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road.
Bill told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the
farmer.
They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on the front
door and was let in. He was in there for what seemed hours. When he came
out, Bill was confused about why his employee had been there so long.
"Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his
wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses,"
explained the driver.
"What did you tell the farmer?" Bill asked.
The chauffeur replied, "I told him that I was Bill Orielly's driver and
I'd just killed the fat pig."
Well if he was actually fat it would have been a better joke. Now if they had run over a jackass it would have been better!
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