the GOP debate goes to a fancy resturant

The GOP presidential candidates all meet at a fancy restaurant, after they have been seated they are informed that only one of them gets to order for the whole table, they each present their case.

Rudy Giuliani says he should order dinner because he did such a great job last week when he was at a smaller restaurant.

McCain wants to order because he has experience ordering and knows what it takes to get the job done. He will also order the right thing, even if it means it isn't tasty.

Mitt Romney wants to be able to order because he believes he can bring the table together, and using his experience and talented team of advisers he can choose the right meal

Fred Thompson isn't at the table, he ordered take out and went home before anybody arrived, he does however leave a 30 second video clip of why he should order for everybody else.

and

Ron Paul thinks they should leave the restaurant at once and eat at home