Best Bush Joke Ever!

So President Bush is troubled because his advisers and staff won't quit bothering him about the war, so he goes to the Queen of England for help.

"Queen" he says, "How do you keep your underlings from nagging you?"

She replies "Well President Bush, by far the best method is to keep their minds occupied, generally with useless riddles... obverse. Oh TONY BLAAAAIR!", she exclaimed calling out for him

Tony Blair hit the room at a dead sprint, huffing and puffing, "Yes my Queen?".

"Tony, if your parents had a child; and it wasn't your sister, or your brother, who would the child be."

Tony thought for a long moment and replied "it would be me my Lady"

"Very Good Tony, you are dismissed." Applauded the Queen

Bush just couldn't wait to try this out for himself. Once back he immediatly called Dick Cheney in his office and asks him the very same question.

Cheney assues the President he understands the importance of the question, but needs and hour to consider the answer.

Cheney rushes to Donald Rumsfield

"Donald, Don! Listen, if your parents had a kid; and it wasn't your brother, or your sister. Who would the child be?"

"That's easy", said Rumsfield, "it would be me."

Cheney thanked him and reported back to the President

"Do you have my answer Dick?", the president asked?

"Yes sir I do, if the child isn't my brother or my sister, the answer is... Donald Rumsfield."

Bush laughed at him, "No you idiot, the answer is Tony Blair"