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Hillary visits school

 
 
Reply Thu 5 Jul, 2007 04:57 pm
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about
the world. After her talk she offers a question time.



One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what is
name is. 'Kenneth.'



'And what is your question, Kenneth?'



'I have three questions: First - whatever happened to the
medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your
husband's eight years in the office as President?



Second - why would you run for President after your husband
shamed the office?



Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you
left the White House?'



Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs
the kids that they will continue after recess.





When they resume, Hillary says, 'Okay, where were we? Oh,
that's right, Question time. Who has a question?'



A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him
out and asks him what his name is.



'Larry.'



'And what is your question, Larry?'



'I have five questions: First - whatever happened to the
medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your
husband's eight years in the office as President?



Second - why would you run for President after your husband
shamed the office?



Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you
left the White House?



Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?



Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?'
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Pinochet73
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jul, 2007 08:31 pm
@Silverchild79,
I can't listen to her. Not a word. I had the same problem with her fake husband. I never listened to more than eight words he ever said ("I did not have sex with that girl.").
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Reagaknight
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jul, 2007 10:26 am
@Silverchild79,
LOL... This seems familiar. I think someone else posted it here.
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Reagaknight
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jul, 2007 10:27 am
@Silverchild79,
Yes, it was already posted: http://www.conflictingviews.com/t862/
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scooby-doo cv
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jul, 2007 11:23 am
@Silverchild79,
lol she is a hell of a lot better at answering questions,than the president,now that does make me laugh :thumbup:
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socalgolfguy
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jul, 2007 12:01 pm
@Silverchild79,
I agree with 'chet73. Whenever I see her on the news I have to change the channel. Her California election chairman, Mayor Villaraigosa of LA is having typical dem problems - divorce following an affair with a news anchor, dealing with a city attorney that has committed crimes by allowing his wife to use and damage his city assigned car then paying with his city credit card, using city staffers to babysit his kids, on and on and on....
scooby-doo cv
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jul, 2007 12:29 pm
@socalgolfguy,
socalgolfguy;25142 wrote:
I agree with 'chet73. Whenever I see her on the news I have to change the channel. Her California election chairman, Mayor Villaraigosa of LA is having typical dem problems - divorce following an affair with a news anchor, dealing with a city attorney that has committed crimes by allowing his wife to use and damage his city assigned car then paying with his city credit card, using city staffers to babysit his kids, on and on and on....


and the republicans are whiter than white ian.
socalgolfguy
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jul, 2007 12:38 pm
@scooby-doo cv,
scooby-doo;25147 wrote:
and the republicans are whiter than white ian.


Definitely not, but in this case, I have to call a spade a spade.
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Pinochet73
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jul, 2007 09:18 pm
@socalgolfguy,
socalgolfguy;25142 wrote:
I agree with 'chet73. Whenever I see her on the news I have to change the channel. Her California election chairman, Mayor Villaraigosa of LA is having typical dem problems - divorce following an affair with a news anchor, dealing with a city attorney that has committed crimes by allowing his wife to use and damage his city assigned car then paying with his city credit card, using city staffers to babysit his kids, on and on and on....


Yeah....and the shagmaster's playing the same old "My sex-life is nobody's business but mine" game in defending his misconduct. Democrats have that dang old thang refined to an art and science. The second they say it, everybody around them starts agreeing, automatically, like Pavlovian dogs.
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Pinochet73
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jul, 2007 09:20 pm
@Silverchild79,
If Repubs were dirty enough as street-fighters, they'd find ways to get MONICA LEWINSKY back on TV, just to remind everybody what that debacle was all about.
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socalgolfguy
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jul, 2007 10:50 am
@Silverchild79,
The LA Times ran an editorial on public officials and affairs. Their position is that repubs that cheat are viewed as boys having fun while the dems are vilified.
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missdixy
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jul, 2007 06:13 pm
@Silverchild79,
ROTFL
Okay that was way funny
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