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Wed 6 Jun, 2007 12:05 pm
Jesus and Moses are approaching the 7th green at their favorite golf course.
It's a near pin on a ascending slope, really steep. Moses plays it saf and chips short of the hole, landing on the green.
Jesus on the other hand says "Tiger Woods would chip long and let the slope roll the ball back into the hole, I'm chipping in!"
So Jesus makes his chip but the ball flies long and lands in a water hazard, "no matter" Jesus says.
Jesus starts walking across the lake's surface looking for his ball when someone on the far side of the hazard notices him.
"What are you doing walking on the water? Do you think your Jesus or something?" The bystander asks.
Laughing, Moses replies "No, he IS Jesus, he thinks he's Tiger Woods!"
@Silverchild79,
LOL, it' old though, I've heard that one about ten times now.
@Silverchild79,
I thought I was jesus once, then I found out I was only a third mexican. Oh GEE ZUS not Hey SUESS
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