Application to date daughter

This for all the Fathers out there with daughters,
please copy and use, it is a helpful tool.

Application For Permission
To Date My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected
unless
accompanied by a complete financial statement, job
history,
lineage, and current medical report from your
physician.

Name:________________________ Date of
Birth:_________________
Height:_________ Weight:__________ IQ:_________
GPA:__________
Social Security #:___________ Driver's License #:
Number:_______
Boy Scout Rank:_________________
Telephone:___________________
Home
Address:__________________________________________
____
City:__________________________ State:__________
Zip:___________

1. Do you have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:


2. Number of years your parents have been married:
____
Any brothers or sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____

3. Do you own or have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____

4. Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button
ring? ____
5. Do you have a tattoo? ____

If you have answered YES to #3, #4 or #5, discontinue
application and leave immediately.


6. In fifty words or less, what does Late mean to you?



7. In fifty words or less, what does Don't touch my
daughter
mean to you?



8. In fifty words or less, what does Abstinence mean
to you?



9. In fifty words or less, what does Real Pain mean to
you?



10. Church/Temple you attend:
____________________________
How often do you attend: ____________________________


11. When would be the best time to interview your
mother, father
and priest/rabbi?__________________________

12. Please fill in the blanks:

a. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would
want
wounded would be my ____________________________


b. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken
would
be my_____________________________

c. A woman's place is in the
____________________________


d. The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask
is
______________________________

e. When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice
about her
first is______________________________

Note: If answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue
and leave
premises--keeping your head low and running in a
serpentine
fashion is advised.


13. What do you want to be if you grow up?



I swear that all the above information is correct to
the best of
my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm,
dismemberment,
torture or mental abuse.
Signature of applicant
_________________________________
Signature of father
_____________________________________
Signature of mother
____________________________________
Signature of priest/rabbi
___________________________________
Signature of State Representative
_________________________


Thank you for your interest, and it had better be
genuine and
non-sexual.
Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be
contacted in
writing if approved. If denied, please never apply
again. Don't
call me, I'll call you. :headbang: