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Dmizer
 
Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2007 09:02 am
A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (General Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.

The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action.


Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing.


Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion. They advised, of course, that too many people were steering the boat, while not
enough people were rowing.


Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1
assistant superintendent steering manager.


They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the "Rowing Team Quality First Program," with meetings, dinners and free pens for
the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses.


The next year the Japanese won by two miles.


Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year's racing team was out-sourced to India.
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Drnaline
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2007 12:26 pm
@Dmizer,
That's management for you, good one!
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rhopper3
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2007 04:10 pm
@Dmizer,
I love it. To much deadwood, to many bosses to many executives and not enough workers....You should run for president I'd vote for ya'
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Silverchild79
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 03:38 pm
@Dmizer,
awesome thread
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briansol
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 05:57 pm
@Dmizer,
hahaha nice
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Reagaknight
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 06:02 pm
@Dmizer,
:thumbup: ROFL!
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