Naacp

An elderly black, self-made millionaire was dying and he had no one to leave his fortune to. He decided that since the NAACP had done a lot for his race he will leave them his money. So he phones the NAACP headquarters and a young Harvard educated, three piece suit wearing man answers the phone.

"NAACP, how may I help you, Sir?

"Yeah, let me talk to the head nigga there.

"I beg your pardon?"

"Yeah, let me talk to the head nigga there."

The young man was outraged!
"Sir, he replied, this is the NAACP, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. We have no Niggas here!

"You don't?" Then, hell, what am I going to do with the 20 million dollars I was going to leave you?

"20 Million dollars!!" Hold on let me go find his black ass!!