Girls Night Out

~ Girls Night Out ~

Two women who had been friends for years decide to go for a girls night
out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic about the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.
They were very near a graveyard, and one of them suggested they take
care of business behind a headstone.

The first woman had nothing to dry herself with, so she took off her
panties, used them, and threw them away.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and
didn't want to ruin it. Luckily she salvaged a large ribbon from a
wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the
ribbon.

The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and
said, "This girls night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife
came home last night without her panties."

"That's nothing," said the other husband. "Mine came home, passed out
on the bed and had a card stuck to her butt that said:

~ FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU ~