1
   

Subject: Fw: Drink--from John

 
 
Reply Mon 10 Sep, 2007 07:50 pm
As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) a bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.



There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
  • Topic Stats
  • Top Replies
  • Link to this Topic
Type: Discussion • Score: 1 • Views: 536 • Replies: 3
No top replies

 
tvsej
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 10:23 am
@Drnaline,
Drnaline;36285 wrote:
As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) a bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.



There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.


Funny, but silly, yes I believe that if anybody is stupid enough to drink faucet water anywhere in the United States, they are definatly drinking poop and alot of other harmful ingredients. USA has some the worlds worst water in a first world country. Pitty
Freeman15
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2007 12:41 pm
@tvsej,
Hahahahahahaha. This is why I drink gasoline, no bacteria, and and excellent propellant.
tvsej
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Sep, 2007 03:01 am
@Freeman15,
Now that is ******* funny as hell, OMG! I am still LOL!
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

Oddities and Humor - Discussion by edgarblythe
Let's play "Caption the Photo" II - Discussion by gustavratzenhofer
JIM NABORS WAS GOY? - Question by farmerman
Funny Pictures ***Slow Loading*** - Discussion by JerryR
Caption The Cartoon - Discussion by panzade
Geek and Nerd Humor - Discussion by Robert Gentel
Caption The Cartoon Part Deux - Discussion by panzade
IS IT OK FOR ME TO CHEAT? - Question by Setanta
2008 Election: Political Humor - Discussion by Robert Gentel
 
  1. Forums
  2. » Subject: Fw: Drink--from John
Copyright © 2021 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.04 seconds on 06/22/2021 at 12:16:19