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Reply Wed 18 Jul, 2007 04:47 pm
UP OR DOWN
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady
struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next
day!

The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing
boat and started out on their adventure.

They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the
gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?"

All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad
passionate love to the man right there in the boat !

When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he
had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.

They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came
upon another fork in the river.

He again asked the lady, "Up or down?"

There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love
to him again.

This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing
again the next day!

She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they
came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down
?"

The woman replied, "Down."

A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the
river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady," Up
or down ?"

She replied, "Up."

This really confused the gentleman so he asked, "What's the deal? Yesterday,
every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate
love to me. Now today, nothing!"

She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought
the choices were f*ck or drown."
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Reply Thu 19 Jul, 2007 03:58 pm
@Drnaline,
Drnaline;26995 wrote:
UP OR DOWN
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady
struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next
day!

The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing
boat and started out on their adventure.

They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the
gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?"

All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad
passionate love to the man right there in the boat !

When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he
had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.

They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came
upon another fork in the river.

He again asked the lady, "Up or down?"

There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love
to him again.

This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing
again the next day!

She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they
came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down
?"

The woman replied, "Down."

A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the
river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady," Up
or down ?"

She replied, "Up."

This really confused the gentleman so he asked, "What's the deal? Yesterday,
every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate
love to me. Now today, nothing!"

She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought
the choices were f*ck or drown."


Good one. Something similar happened to me once. It involved a toothless blind person, though.Very Happy
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Drnaline
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jul, 2007 11:01 am
@Drnaline,
With a flattop head right, LOL.
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