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Top Ten Ways To Tell If Your Doctor May Be An Islamic Terrorist

 
 
Reply Mon 9 Jul, 2007 04:36 pm
As the incident in Britain showed us, many doctors out there could be terrorists (especially if you have socialized health care). Here are ten ways to tell if your doctor may be a terrorist:

TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR DOCTOR MAY BE AN ISLAMIC TERRORIST

10. No matter what's wrong with you, he always wants to cut you open.

9. Before examining a woman, tells her to take off her pants and cover her hair.

8. For tough cases, he says he needs to consult his imam.

7. Among his surgery tools is his decapitation knife.

6. Always tells you your case is terminal and that you should consider sacrificing yourself for Allah.

5. He once gave you a prescription for anthrax.

4. During a checkup, he makes you cough five times towards Mecca.

3. You see on his notepad he listed one of your symptoms as "Infidel."

2. To treat a rash, he tries to set you on fire.

And the number one way to tell if your doctor may be an Islamic terrorist...

You come in with flu symptoms and he diagnoses it as a severe case of being a Jew.
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Reagaknight
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jul, 2007 07:00 am
@Drnaline,
Lol..
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Pinochet73
 
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Reply Tue 10 Jul, 2007 07:25 pm
@Drnaline,
No chit....I had an Arabic-Muslim doctor in the Army with whom I discussed religion during my treatment. He was a young captain, very well spoken and sincere, and he tried very hard to convince me St. Paul totally fabricated Christianity. It was interesting.
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Drnaline
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jul, 2007 08:00 am
@Drnaline,
Well i say Muhammid totally fabed Islam.
Pinochet73
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jul, 2007 11:11 am
@Drnaline,
Drnaline;25846 wrote:
Well i say Muhammid totally fabed Islam.


This doc was a second-generation, Arabic-American. He was a citizen. I was surprised by his sincerity. I got the impression he thought he could actually convert me right there, in the examination room. He wasn't obnoxious at all, but very polite and intelligent. He just looked so convinced he could change my religion in the space of about 30 minutes. I got a kick out of it. :headbang:
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Silverchild79
 
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Reply Sun 15 Jul, 2007 12:48 am
@Drnaline,
http://www.cagle.com/working/070705/lester.jpg
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Drnaline
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jul, 2007 07:41 am
@Drnaline,
Lol..
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