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Fun Facts About The Ron Paul Supporter(s)

 
 
Reply Sun 24 Jun, 2007 09:10 pm
Ron Paul supporters are easy to recognize, their signature headgear, when properly applied also keeps fat from dripping on your grill and flaring up. Also his name is Barry.

Ron Paul supporters not only appear when his name is invoked 3 times, it drives them crazy, an admittedly short trip.

The Federal Reserve killed most of Ron Paul's supporters puppies.

If you're bitten by a Ron Paul supporter if you don't become one, you do become a carrier.

Where do Ron Paul supporters have their meetups? A house of mirrors.

Ron Paul supporters never get sick and can only be killed by decapitating them. There can be/is only one.

When Ron Paul returns to the Earth, his followers believe he will restore the constitution so well that the ink will smell wet and also miraculously restore the moat around America to its pre-civil war glory.

To a Ron Paul supporter the first 10 amendments to the U.S. Constitution are collectively known as the Bill of WRONGS!

Every time a bell rings a Ron Paul supporter get his mouth very salivated.

Ron Paul supporters think everyone who doesn't support him fears him like they fear getting abducted by aliens, again.

When the feces found in the U.S. Capital was determined to be Ron Paul's, his supporters were quick to hail it the best idea, anywhere, ever and also delicious.

If Ron Paul falls in a forest, his supporter(s) will claim it's because gravity is inherently unconstitutional.

Some claim Ron Paul supporters spam online polls, the truth is they just all have the same I.P. address because... Hey! LOOK kittens!

The most ardent of Ron Paul's followers think the US government is too big when it has more people than the secret number Ron Paul has written on his magic anti-alien hemp underpants.
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briansol
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jun, 2007 12:40 am
@Drnaline,
who ever made that list is a moron.

A) its not even really funny
B) most of it is wrong
C) i forgot what C was for
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92b16vx
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jun, 2007 12:42 am
@Drnaline,
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Drnaline
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jun, 2007 09:42 am
@Drnaline,
Wit, i laughed my ass off. It's not really funny because you are a supporter's?
92b16vx
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jun, 2007 09:55 am
@Drnaline,
Drnaline;23457 wrote:
It's not really funny because you are a supporter's?


No, it's just...not funny.
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Drnaline
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jun, 2007 10:28 am
@Drnaline,
In your opinion.
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Silverchild79
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jun, 2007 10:53 am
@Drnaline,
Drnaline;23413 wrote:
Ron Paul supporters are easy to recognize, their signature headgear, when properly applied also keeps fat from dripping on your grill and flaring up. Also his name is Barry.


Come on B, that isn't funny?

I was rolling
Reagaknight
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jun, 2007 11:12 am
@Drnaline,
LOL!! What kind of pro-Ron Paul extremist doesn't find this funny? Where did you get this?
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Drnaline
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jun, 2007 11:38 am
@Drnaline,
I found it on a blog. I'll see if i can find a link. I think i got if from Conservative Grapevine
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Drnaline
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jun, 2007 11:39 am
@Drnaline,
Found it IMAO: Fun Facts About The Ron Paul Supporter(s)
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One Man Clan
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jun, 2007 06:18 pm
@Drnaline,
Nope, not funny.

And no, I'm not saying that just because I'm a supporter.

I didn't laugh. That's why I'm saying that.

I know, my ability to view the world objectively can be unsettling at times.
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briansol
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jun, 2007 11:55 pm
@Silverchild79,
Silverchild79;23478 wrote:
Come on B, that isn't funny?

I was rolling


not a single one even got a smirk out of me.

maybe i'm old and crabby :X
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afinertouch5
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 11:42 pm
@Drnaline,
Drnaline;23457 wrote:
Wit, i laughed my ass off. It's not really funny because you are a supporter's?
Well I'm not a Ron Paul supporter but it did suck!:thumbdown:
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