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Subject: Save Gas- George Carlin

 
 
Reply Tue 19 Jun, 2007 07:44 am
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
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socalgolfguy
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jun, 2007 03:16 pm
@Drnaline,
LOL gotta love Carlin.
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rugonnacry
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jun, 2007 04:58 pm
@Drnaline,
George Carlin is th Fidel Castro of Comedy. Yeah he's there yeah we will support him (Cubans to castro) but gawd will we be glad when he dies.
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socalgolfguy
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jun, 2007 04:59 pm
@Drnaline,
With all the drugs and booze, he's livin' on fumes.
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