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Subject: Let's Talk

 
 
Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2007 08:22 pm
Subject: Let's Talk

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger
turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK". she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a
horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." to which the
little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power
when you don't know ****?"
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Pinochet73
 
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Reply Fri 23 Mar, 2007 05:52 pm
@Drnaline,
A frog calls a frog psychic.

Frog: "I want a girl friend."

FP: "You got it. Built, pretty, smart."

Frog: "Wow. When do I get her?"

FP: "Next semester, in her biology class."
:no:
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Pinochet73
 
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Reply Fri 23 Mar, 2007 05:56 pm
@Drnaline,
Bubba enters a bar, and sees a good-looking women sitting alone. He asks Jethro, the bar-keep, who she is.

Jethro: "Dunno, but be careful. Heard she's a lesbian."

Bubba: "What's a lesbian?'

Jethro: "Somebody who likes to have hot sex with women."

Bubba: "Damn......I'm a lesbian too.":devilheadbang:
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rhopper3
 
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Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2007 04:36 pm
@Drnaline,
Here another joke...two hunters walking home come across what looks like a huge dog turd....One of them says is that a dog turd we better make sure...Ill smell it he says and does so....
Does it smell like dog doo doo (the other as very polite)
Yes it smells like a dog turd says the other who was less polite
Should we go around it the polite one asks
we better be sure says the other I'll feel it and he does
Does it feel like a dog turd asks the polite oneYes it does feel like a dog turd but we better be sure...he says with the dramatic music building up n the background.....I will taste it...and he pops a portion of he turd i his kouth and rolls it aroud his tongue
Does it taste like dog poo asks the polite one?
Yes ut tatstes, smells and feels like dog fecies lets go around it says the rude one lets step around it...and they do
Whew its a good thing we didn't step in it says the polite hunter as he stops in front of a bear turd and starts the process over again
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