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World War III Is Coming

 
 
Reply Fri 1 Dec, 2006 10:16 pm
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."


The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"


Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill

140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?
Why kill a blonde with big tits?"


Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you,
no one gives a **** about the 140 million Muslims".
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Brent cv
 
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Reply Sat 2 Dec, 2006 03:14 pm
@Drnaline,
Laughing That is awesome
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NaterG
 
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Reply Sat 2 Dec, 2006 04:09 pm
@Drnaline,
:lmao: thats great
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Drnaline
 
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Reply Fri 23 Feb, 2007 10:07 am
@Drnaline,
Bump!!!
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rhopper3
 
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Reply Fri 23 Feb, 2007 11:23 pm
@Drnaline,
Hey I can dig out all my survival maganzines from the 80s and start stockpiling canned goods
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mousy
 
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Reply Fri 23 Feb, 2007 11:32 pm
@Drnaline,
Wonder if Bush and Rumsfeld heard this one...Very Happy
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Red cv
 
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Reply Sat 24 Feb, 2007 05:39 pm
@Drnaline,
Who was the blonde on the hit list??????
Drnaline
 
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Reply Sat 24 Feb, 2007 09:10 pm
@Drnaline,
Janet Rino?
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rhopper3
 
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Reply Sat 24 Feb, 2007 09:19 pm
@Drnaline,
Are canned goods still good after 20 years????
Drnaline
 
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Reply Wed 28 Feb, 2007 12:23 pm
@Drnaline,
Only one way to find out.
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Volunteer
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 02:19 pm
@rhopper3,
rhopper3;11410 wrote:
Are canned goods still good after 20 years????


C-rats were.
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rugonnacry
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 02:29 pm
@Red cv,
Red;11398 wrote:
Who was the blonde on the hit list??????


Biggest question.
Volunteer
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 06:38 pm
@rugonnacry,
rugonnacry;17418 wrote:
Biggest question.


Only her hair dresser knows.
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