Fri 1 Dec, 2006 10:16 pm
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill
140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?
Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you,
no one gives a **** about the 140 million Muslims".
Hey I can dig out all my survival maganzines from the 80s and start stockpiling canned goods
Wonder if Bush and Rumsfeld heard this one...
Who was the blonde on the hit list??????
Are canned goods still good after 20 years????
Only one way to find out.
Only her hair dresser knows.