Fraternizing With The Enemy

Reply Wed 29 Nov, 2006 09:25 pm
This is from a non-military/non-government type in Florida.


A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Falujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but
less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was
given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway
here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and
both took cover in the ditches along the road.

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he
yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing
liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a
frigid, mean spirited lesbian!"

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Mrs. Clinton!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
hit us."

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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 02:36 am
lmao thats pretty good. haha.!
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 05:33 pm
lmao that is great
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