Life Cycle

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start

out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home

feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go

collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on

your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy

your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally

promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school,

you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a

baby, then, you spend your last 9 Months floating peacefully with

luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters

everyday, and finally you finish off...as an orgasm. I rest my case.